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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Popular with gnomes. &#xA;&#xA;(also: psychotherapist, humanist, existentialist, Iowa City citizen, Survivor fan, reader, vegetarian, and The National stan)</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social</link><title>@acoffey.bsky.social - Alison Coffey</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3mzb4rotm322x</link><description>I bet Vance made his kid be Harry Potter for Christmas.</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 15:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzb4rotm322x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3mz6x5lp4qc2r</link><description>I&#39;m giving up on the jigsaw puzzle. It is making me feel too much self doubt. I&#39;m discouraged by my lack of jigsaw puzzles skills. I&#39;m tired. Goodbye, jigsaw puzzle that looked cozy and fun and was potentially a good mindfulness activity. 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At least leave out telling us about the &#34;Opa!&#34; part, you know?</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 00:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4zzbu2p222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3mz2kxa6noc2q</link><description>I don&#39;t like people dying. Stop it.</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 00:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2kxa6noc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3myutgbm5uc24</link><description>No one needs me to jump in on this, but Obama didn&#39;t say he didn&#39;t like the Cheesecake Factory. Only that a Cheesecake Factory has certain aesthetic. And if you&#39;ve been to one, you know. Of course, they know this. I mean, they are stupid, yes, but...&#xA;&#xA;Anyhoo, enjoy your cheesecake. 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For shame, @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2026 01:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3myo2qjr4wc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3mymva7hbnk2w</link><description>Happy Saturday. Don&#39;t try to do any jigsaw puzzles.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 14:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymva7hbnk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3mykzzobd7s2x</link><description>I hate those gray vinyl floors you see in all the house flips with every fiber of my being. Hate. Stop it.</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2026 20:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykzzobd7s2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3myhtabylos2l</link><description>Current text from every Democrat in a tight race in every corner of this country: I am about to lose and it will be your fault if you don&#39;t send me 8 dollars right now.</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2026 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gq6vrppqo7wlnyfl2jbdxf67/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhtabylos2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/acoffey.bsky.social/post/3mye7rjrmoc2o</link><description>Slow Horses, what was that?&#xA;&#xA;Um.....&#xA;&#xA;If River Cartwright is you know what I&#39;m going to have some words with someone. 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