I'm from the 𝑳𝐀nd * Cozy Mystery Crafter 🕵🏾‍♀️ * Awkward Author📖* Word Wrangler ✍🏾 * Taco Taster🌮* I'm quite sure the editing process is my villain origin story.https://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3mece5li4ls2zNow that more abhorrent details of the Epstein files are out, can the DOJ and/or the Bureau of Prisons rip Ghislaine Maxwell from her country club prison and throw her into a maximum security hellhole where cockroaches are the only company? Transfer her. Today. To the worst cell in America.07 Feb 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mece5li4ls2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3m4t4cghna22aDear Angel of Death, You doing okay up there? Down here? Wherever your office is these days? You're working on your letter D list? Diane, D'Angelo, Dick? There's one PARTICULAR name that starts with D, who wears traffic-cone-orange foundation that we don't want you to miss. Sincerely, Everyone04 Nov 2025 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4t4cghna22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3m3v7kcxbn22gThe Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy Abominations (Counting down from "bad" to "should be illegal") 10. Sour Patch Kids - Decent if you enjoy having your taste buds assaulted by tiny, acidic gremlins.23 Oct 2025 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3v7kcxbn22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3m3ilch2gbc23*taps the mike Ahem...You know who didn't have any record-breaking, massive, nationwide, and international No Kings protests while he was in office for eight straight years? President Obama.18 Oct 2025 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ilch2gbc23https://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3m366rwcbj22uCancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash! RIP D'Angelo14 Oct 2025 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m366rwcbj22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3m25xi6hsjc2qThe Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!01 Oct 2025 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m25xi6hsjc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lzhay2m7l22nI ALMOST feel sorry for all the poor Christian Nationalists suffering from religious psychosis who are expecting the rapture tomorrow. The only surprise they are getting is Kimmel. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Sep 2025 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhay2m7l22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lxpyyqmlh22xConsider me a loyal subscriber to any company that uses its power for good. Seeing Netflix hire Stephen Colbert and its co-founder donate to a campaign for redistricting, I'd say my subscription is a small price to pay to support democracy.31 Aug 2025 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxpyyqmlh22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lwoqjj2se22g@betoorourke “This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls...the other side is just punching us in the face. We’re looking at the crowd saying ‘isn’t this awful?’ But the other side just keeps punching us…so it’s time to punch back & that is what Gavin Newsom is doing”18 Aug 2025 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwoqjj2se22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lvwllnaeu22vDearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus, I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty. Let’s not beat around the bush.09 Aug 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvwllnaeu22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lu7k2igndc2gI just canceled my @paramountnewsbr.bsky.social Paramount + subscription. I LOVED Elsbeth and Matlock and Watson, but they sent their message to Stephen Colbert and I am sending my message to them.18 Jul 2025 03:48 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu7k2igndc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lszqlrqgdc2zINDIANA JONES and the Raiders of the Lost Bitcoin Wallet [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jul 2025 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lszqlrqgdc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lrexoi5rbs2gRemember when a parent's primary job was keeping their daughter off the stripper pole, and if that happened, you'd "failed"? Wild how times change. Nowadays, if your kid becomes an ICE agent... well, congratulations, you've officially unlocked the new level of parental failure.12 Jun 2025 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrexoi5rbs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lrcdvefbys2m#GavinNewsom #ICEProtests11 Jun 2025 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrcdvefbys2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lqvf3474pk24Kendrick and Drake walked so Elon and Trump could run...(America into the ground) https://media.tenor.com/K4nmPepz2XgAAAAC/fight-smile.gif?hh=268&ww=49805 Jun 2025 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvf3474pk24https://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lqe5t7twic2sTACO? So does this mean trade negotiations will now involve extra hot sauce, or just a lot of mild concessions? Asking for a friend who's hungry for details.30 May 2025 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqe5t7twic2shttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lpozeqm2as2jYou CANNOT convince me that contestants on "Pop The Balloon or Find Love" don't develop PTSD rivaling active combat veterans. These poor souls flinch at champagne toasts and flee children's birthday parties like they're evacuation zones.21 May 2025 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpozeqm2as2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/khadley.bsky.social/post/3lpi2yflk3k2vHey you! Yeah, you…the freaks that peddled that “Let’s Go Brandon!” merchandise! If you’re strutting around without a hint of regret or misgivings, congratulations—you've officially reached the level of pure gutter sludge.18 May 2025 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:gtd2jcli65dje7luhjzijqvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpi2yflk3k2v