Film analyst, big fat socialist, pansexual spokesthing, 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️INCLUSIVE feminist. She/Her. Available in podcast form (Paid in Puke Podcast; Really Weird Stuff: A Twin Peaks Podcast). 🖤 cats, Lestat, & Florence Pugh. https://boxd.it/2l7qrhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mu4ooan3dc2cLife on land is bullshit. Take me back to the sea!28 Aug 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4ooan3dc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mtytnpojek2jMy heart cannot take this!26 Aug 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtytnpojek2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mtwoyas5dc2mThe best Christmas song ever written [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwoyas5dc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mtwosxhhuk2mCouldn’t even get past the first paragraph 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwosxhhuk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mtwhaklygk2cI believe in angels because Dolly Parton existed. If there’s a heaven, she’s the boss now. She would have been a billionaire except that she continuously gave away her money to help all walks of life. She never wanted a soul to struggle. Devastating loss to humanity.25 Aug 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwhaklygk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mq6432i4yk2yPowdered donuts are satanic. The amount of disastrous effort it takes to eat them never comes close to matching their deliciousness.08 Jul 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq6432i4yk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mpcmdr43ns2cThe theatrical trailer for the new Tom Cruise movie is - no joke - 95% clips from his successful movies and 10 seconds from the movie it’s actually promoting. Who are they trying to fool with this shit? I needed every second of Nicole’s AMC ad to smudge the ick off of me.27 Jun 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpcmdr43ns2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3motivxqvbc2iCan I commission someone on Etsy to recreate this Barb and Star caricature portrait where they wouldn’t stop moving?21 Jun 2026 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3motivxqvbc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mnd3rts6ok2yZendaya is finally freeeeeeee! Euphoria had a LOOooooot of problems, but she was only ever its greatest asset (and the best reason to keep watching). Hunter Shaffer deserved better but hopefully she'll get a plum role soon.02 Jun 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnd3rts6ok2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mnd3nsq3ls2yThe Euphoria series finale was sponsored by Coca-Cola and The Bible™️.02 Jun 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnd3nsq3ls2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mnd3ljpqvk2yThis is so fucked. Originally, there were talks of a community center. Wild Waves had its issues, but it was widely beloved and filled a need that will now just be GONE. It's gonna sting every time we drive past that future capitalist monstrosity. https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/federal-way/wild-waves-demolition-plans-1-million-square-foot-warehouse/281-2c1feafc-4a98-4930-b5ba-4361ea60427502 Jun 2026 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnd3ljpqvk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebaxter.bsky.social/post/3mnd3dx5ma22nThanks to WA Gov. Bob Ferguson for signing an executive order directing state agencies to "develop and adopt standard workplace accommodations for employees experiencing perimenopause and menopause." A good next step would be to make sure they have proper health care.02 Jun 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:gz5rmykqz2o45da4httvct4k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnd3dx5ma22n