I’m fun and normalhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mjrvkfgahs2kI’m the DJ at your son’s bar mitzvah and I’m really bad at it18 Apr 2026 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrvkfgahs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3miwllgg2rk2dSelling a ticket for Bruce Springsteen for this Thursday in LA!07 Apr 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwllgg2rk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mhxw4rzgfc2aI have something to say about AI26 Mar 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxw4rzgfc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mgfuqkfeak2fThe Audience Review Ep 3 - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die06 Mar 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfuqkfeak2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mg6epxikik2pI’m the DJ at a child’s birthday party and I’m very bad at it03 Mar 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6epxikik2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mfpzoovhg225Anne Hathaway has five movies coming out this year26 Feb 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpzoovhg225https://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mfndentbts2vKeep the CANCELED! Burning24 Feb 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfndentbts2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mf6ils5d7c2yHeated Rivalry Question19 Feb 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf6ils5d7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mf3otrpjj22fLetterboxd Honesty 💕17 Feb 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf3otrpjj22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3meueyjfii222Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick15 Feb 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3meueyjfii222https://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3meojzo7nqc2wDefying Jesus Freak (without Christ we’re all….wicked)12 Feb 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3meojzo7nqc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mek2qdty6k2hSuper Bowl Commercials This Year10 Feb 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mek2qdty6k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3me4z3g2vfk2vThe New Kermit05 Feb 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4z3g2vfk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mdvuwb2wc22bHonest conversation between Bruce Springsteen fans02 Feb 2026 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvuwb2wc22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mdm4gv4ubs2hHow it feels to be talking about anything else right now30 Jan 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdm4gv4ubs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mdeihwpyn22tICE Agent has a rare moment of self-reflection27 Jan 2026 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdeihwpyn22thttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mcs7ofhfzs25David Lynch $?19 Jan 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcs7ofhfzs25https://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mcmwlmf4d22nI’m the DJ at a Christian teen abstinence conference but I’m really bad at it17 Jan 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcmwlmf4d22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mbrhjahgmc2eI’m disappointed in Taylor Swift06 Jan 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbrhjahgmc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3mbpa2aemqs22Sydney Sweeney Top 10 Juggiest Moments of All Time05 Jan 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbpa2aemqs22https://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3ku77i5k2v223Dreamt last night that I went to an old friend’s apt and they came out in a green dress. There was a party next door and I was wearing slippers. I asked if I should go to the car and change shoes and she said “Yeah!” And then I woke up05 Jun 2024 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ku77i5k2v223https://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3kduokf3vfk2mHad a dream last night someone I used to know was pregnant and I spent the whole evening trying to avoid them while in the same room. Weird one.11 Nov 2023 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kduokf3vfk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3kap4g4nefr26Had a dream last night that I had a big beautiful party in an undisclosed huge lot in New York. Russell Crowe swung by and was hamming it up while we took a bunch of videos of him on our phone01 Oct 2023 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kap4g4nefr26https://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3k3blatedg42lDreamt last night I kept missing my flight to New York. That felt bad! Woke up and took about 20 minutes to adjust. And that’s been my lil dream report :)24 Jul 2023 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3blatedg42lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3jzsv3ndysp2dMaybe this where I should post abt my dreams bc who cares. Last night I had a dream two of my Brooklyn friends I stay with texted me to say “you can’t come back to New York until our son is a toddler.” They are childless06 Jul 2023 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzsv3ndysp2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kevintporter.bsky.social/post/3jzntictcgu25Oh yeah!04 Jul 2023 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:h4ea6thkvuk5qndo7h6mqvqr/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzntictcgu25