writer / filmmaker / proud father to a basket of USB-C cables cjarellano.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3m33nkxzls22qRead my list of the scariest episodes from my all-time favorite show. Agree? Disagree? Still having night terrors about the Peacock brothers?? 😱👽🛸👹👻💀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2025 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33nkxzls22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lk2a6zxfrk2jHi there! I hope you're doing a well! That's not a typo. I hope you're having sex with a well.10 Mar 2025 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk2a6zxfrk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3ljmnd34tqc2a“It’s Ass Wednesday” - me as the new pope05 Mar 2025 09:14 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljmnd34tqc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lhmftbu2ok2ja guy named Matt but he spells it “Matte”07 Feb 2025 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhmftbu2ok2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lgm3qv22h22w"so excited to announce" sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid25 Jan 2025 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgm3qv22h22whttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3ldygn3s6zk2zDo I need to have seen CONVLEX to understand CONCLAVE?23 Dec 2024 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldygn3s6zk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3ldoaqnj6vk2m90% of my anxiety is caused by podcast hosts who say they’ll talk about something later and never do.19 Dec 2024 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldoaqnj6vk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3ldcsi434k22i2024 has been a long year. I totally forgot O.J. Simpson died.15 Dec 2024 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldcsi434k22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3ld4xp7nyf22zLes Mis but the cast is all Beastie Boys: There is a castle on a CLOUD! I like to go there in my SLEEP! Crying at all is not ALLOWED! Not in my castle on a CLOUD!12 Dec 2024 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4xp7nyf22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lctr7czpss2uFace unafraid the plans that we made? In this economy??09 Dec 2024 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctr7czpss2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lcnhegoghs2gI don’t know who needs to hear this… …so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.06 Dec 2024 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcnhegoghs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lclzbgoask26me on house hunters: “ooh and this can be our guacamole room!” narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”06 Dec 2024 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclzbgoask26https://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lclfxdaru22t“Erotic” is such a charmingly boomer word. Like, I don’t know anyone under 50 going around calling things erotic.05 Dec 2024 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclfxdaru22thttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lckra5f5es2uDo the French call it “Disney Ploos”?05 Dec 2024 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lckra5f5es2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cjlgva.bsky.social/post/3lbyy5mr5o22uthat one friend who just moved to Pangaea: “i love it, it’s sooo walkable”28 Nov 2024 11:38 +0000at://did:plc:h4pdvm7it465nz25cbog4tar/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbyy5mr5o22u