I play loud music at parties. I piss off bigots. I have cute kids. A mixture of kindness and sarcasm.https://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3mcf7rjmdgs2c…and? Who gives a fuck? She wasn’t shot because she was on the school board. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jan 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcf7rjmdgs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3ljxnqixvsc2xJesus, meeting my daughter by a well. Her: Give me some water. Jesus: Go, fetch your water bottle and come back. Her: I have no water bottle. Jesus: You are right when you say you have no water bottle. The fact is, you have had five water bottles, and the water bottle you have now is not yours.09 Mar 2025 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljxnqixvsc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3ljerg62vts2yJealous, tbh02 Mar 2025 06:06 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljerg62vts2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lh3qaufo6s27For Pippin’s birthday his auntie Jillian got him a portrait of him as president. I can’t tell you how much I wish this were a real picture. We’d all have unlimited acress to all the cheese we want and no one would ever have to leave their puppies alone at home to work (or whatever hoomans do).01 Feb 2025 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh3qaufo6s27https://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lgq7gyyoqk27Pippin watching me cleaning instead of snuggling him.27 Jan 2025 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgq7gyyoqk27https://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lg6wqowofk2sI don’t care what the “official policy of the US government” is, I will continue to use whatever pronoun you tell me you are.20 Jan 2025 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6wqowofk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lg6uhmhyek2s“Henceforth it will be the policy of the US government that there are only two genders- male and female” He does a whole ring about how everything will be colorblind and merit based and then immediately contradicts himself and doesn’t care. FUCK YOU FUCKFACE20 Jan 2025 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6uhmhyek2shttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lg6szgdvtc2sFranklin Graham is the embodiment of everything wrong with Christianity. Everything he just prayed is literally the definition of “using God’s name in vain.”20 Jan 2025 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6szgdvtc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lg6qdzjgs22xOh fuuuuuuuck you Facebook.20 Jan 2025 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6qdzjgs22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lg4tim6cwc2lParenting, year one: “We’re going to feed them only high-quality Whole Foods and not give them sugar for a year. Parenting, year nine:19 Jan 2025 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4tim6cwc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lfdmti454k24With twins on the way, we suddenly need a larger van! The minivan won’t fit six car seat kids at the same time. Every time we pass a church I think about informing the pastor that Jesus said we need their church van. That should definitely work, right?09 Jan 2025 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfdmti454k24https://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lfanth2rz22qHere’s our first good look at the twins! And yes, in case you missed it, baby number five decided to bring a plus one! Due sometime between the end of April and the end of May (twin due dates are even more unpredictable than single babies, evidently). I’m rooting for May 4th.08 Jan 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfanth2rz22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3lf6tnpvxvs2vOkay, I’m logging into this place for real. My account on that other place has been erased so if you know any cool people I should follow send them my way.07 Jan 2025 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf6tnpvxvs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3kddf7qnvvy2wThe weirdest thing about sickness is the way you feel the day after, when you’re back to normal. It’s just your regular constitution, but you feel SUPER HUMAN.04 Nov 2023 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3kddf7qnvvy2whttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3kd2xyqctc22nMy friend’s doggo Loki has been diagnosed with cancer as a shitty Halloween surprise. If you’ve got a few bucks to spare to help cover some of the upcoming costs, the Pumpkin King would surely smile upon you. (Please share!) t.co/z7jEx6OvQB31 Oct 2023 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd2xyqctc22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaberwald.bsky.social/post/3kd2jadjcib2nAccording to Eleos, the phrase is “Sugar Treat!” When I told him it was Trick or Treat he looked at me as if I were the most foolish man alive. “Why would they trick me? I want a sugar treat!”31 Oct 2023 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:h75iuvhd4pmjsaqlxtb7f72m/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd2jadjcib2n