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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Old person, United supporter, Socialist! No DM&#39;s please.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social</link><title>@jimcantona.bsky.social - Comrade Maxwell</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mm2i6g23bc25</link><description>Come on United #mufc</description><pubDate>17 May 2026 13:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2i6g23bc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlx6m5lyy22l</link><description>Colbert leaving late night tv in the US is a shitty example of the global oligarchy tensing it&#39;s muscles. I do bloody despise the people in his audience who shriek and whoop....high pitched shrieking is reserved for horror films.</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 06:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlx6m5lyy22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlwgzmguh22m</link><description>Couldn&#39;t go to Salzburg yesterday instead I spent the day having the drizzling shits. So laptop/clothes all gone had the shits and today I fly home I think holidays for me are just cursed.</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 23:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwgzmguh22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlum6rslz22e</link><pubDate>15 May 2026 05:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlum6rslz22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlrrrv6ork2h</link><description>Luggage lost on arrival in Munich clothes are replaceable but that&#39;s a bloody good laptop that&#39;s gone.</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 02:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrrrv6ork2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlpe7ox3cc2z</link><description>&#34;var is a flip of the coin&#34; says pep guardiola a guy who cheated industrialy to win in rome, to win with barca and to win with the berties, fuck right off</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 03:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpe7ox3cc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mloevuigx22d</link><description>Off to munich in a few hours, I shall endeavour to visit the Munich Air Disaster memorial but I have a packed schedule so gonna be tough to fit it in.</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 18:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloevuigx22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mllt2w5xb226</link><description>Think Jude Law is a shoe in to play Keir Starmer in next years ITV drama about his departure as Prime Minister &#34;Starmergeddon&#34;</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 17:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllt2w5xb226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mllsjl2qfs26</link><description>To to stave off Starmergeddon Sir Keir said &#34;closer ties to the eu&#34; something we are no longer in and banging on about steal. How about taxing the rich properly? Putting to a vote re-joining the EU since the generation who voted for it are dead?&#xA;1/2</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 17:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllsjl2qfs26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mli25ulzys2o</link><description>Untold: Chess Mates on Netflix. I hated everyone. The annoying balding Adam Driver supervillain cheating Hans guy. The arrogant Nord world champion. The two botox filled tit &#34;influencers&#34; blokes who were cunts. The influencer bimbos using chess of all things to grab a bit of fame/money. Fucking grim</description><pubDate>10 May 2026 05:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mli25ulzys2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlhalvewbc2a</link><description>The Deer Hunter (1978)&#xA;&#xA;&#34;One Shot. Two is Pussy&#34;</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 22:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhalvewbc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlh3lllxqc2w</link><description>The problem with giving Reform carte blanche to win the next general election, apart from the obvious, is that once oligarchy gets in it&#39;s difficult to remove it. 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Joke of a country.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 20:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh36smtnk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlgzesyjq22w</link><description>When Mark Clattenburg says Angulo should have been sent off for that elbow on Bruno you know it&#39;s bad. All these refs/var need sacked.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 19:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgzesyjq22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlgz6cqhq22w</link><description>Mortal Kombat 2 was shite.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 19:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgz6cqhq22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlgurri5fc2o</link><description>Michael Salisbury denied Brentford a stonewaller of a penalty for Brentford. It&#39;s gone too far incompetence maybe but utter corruption is almost certain.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 18:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgurri5fc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlgrpbkvt224</link><description>Bilbo sends his regards.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 17:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgrpbkvt224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlgmqrub4c2j</link><description>End of season snore draw #mufc</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 16:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgmqrub4c2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlepx2nwhk2s</link><description>Ian Hislop made an arse of himself on HIGNFY, again. It&#39;s not that Zack Polanski doesn&#39;t deserve to be scrutinised, he does, it&#39;s that the press refuse to do the same with reform.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 21:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlepx2nwhk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mleozp6ys22s</link><description>Wasn&#39;t sure i was into Netflix&#39;s Legends with Steve Coogan in Bureau De Change mode, but early in episode 5 Tom Burke&#39;s &#34;fuck off you scouse cunt&#34; has won me over&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/b0/79/V0WId7lU.gif?hh=362&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=NMxAdVOjkhjda8em&amp;webm=wDqGo7gbYgJirTKFnW</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 21:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleozp6ys22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlejfaaovc2q</link><description>Well done the u21s into the Premier League 2 Final after beating the mini cheats 4-3 #mufc</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 19:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlejfaaovc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mlehff7cps2q</link><description>Well done Bruno Fernandes FWA Player of the Year.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 19:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlehff7cps2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldubeadv22a</link><description>Hmmm BBC Scotland advocating tactical voting that benefits deform or the tories against the SNP. They are not taking this result well.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 13:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldubeadv22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldu242ups2a</link><description>For what it&#39;s worth I made a complaint to the BBC. Won&#39;t do much mind you, never seen the BBC this happy since they helped get incompetent criminal Boris Johnson elected.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 13:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldu242ups2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldthgd6rs2a</link><description>Stephen Flynn returns to Holyrood after leaving the decaying spunk crusted mess that is Westminster.&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/a5/4e/k3nV1bgJ.gif?hh=343&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=gBTvhDfFMSFqW&amp;webm=HD5MXaDpZPCwo</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 13:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldthgd6rs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldtcfy4h22a</link><description>Flynn is In!!! Aberdeen Deeside!!</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 13:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldtcfy4h22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldsx3iyl22a</link><description>Thank the sweet baby jesus we never need to see Anus Sarwar&#39;s smug git face and those shitty adverts ever again.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 13:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldsx3iyl22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldrsg4zg223</link><description>An artist&#39;s rendition of legendary movie Jaws.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 12:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldrsg4zg223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldq3jdgjk23</link><description>Shetland all the way up there in Shetland. SNP gain from Lib Dem. The Puffins and Sheep will be on the tonic tonight.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 12:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldq3jdgjk23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jimcantona.bsky.social/post/3mldl7ls6gs2v</link><description>Imagine fucking up your lives for this gremlin because your sexually attracted to flags. Fucking mentalists.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 10:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h77cbera2kedrl2kwstlobmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldl7ls6gs2v</guid></item></channel></rss>