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His pits and cock and hole smell like dove sensitive skin body wash and he always wears a very neutral, basic cologne. Yet his buffet is so full, it’s easy to still lust after his pixels 🤤</description><pubDate>16 Mar 2026 15:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6rhangxc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlokeqspr22n</link><description>Do yall think laying an egg feels good asf for the yoshi or what?</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 19:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlokeqspr22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlok6olba22n</link><description>His smegma maybe 🤣🤣🤣&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 19:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlok6olba22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlok4flypk2n</link><description>I need to be the sexiest, juiciest nonbinary faggot at my best friends wedding</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 19:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlok4flypk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlohi3vsac2b</link><description>There are many gay people I don’t like! For example, Laurel yanny 🤢</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 18:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlohi3vsac2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mloed2wjus2b</link><description>Get the fuck naked and start jerking your big meaty hog and DONT stop until you’ve squirted at LEAST 3 times 🤨</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloed2wjus2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlocvgntjc2b</link><description>I do love to be a bitch who handles business but sometimes I do wish I could just be an apathetic lazy fuck</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlocvgntjc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlocbclbgk2b</link><description>And if you consume all the hung tops, who will gape your buttgina purplewooper?</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlocbclbgk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlobqhc3ws2b</link><description>Show me love by the robxns two of the greatest songs ever released</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlobqhc3ws2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mloblmgjss2b</link><description>Nobody care me sad gay monkey</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloblmgjss2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlnzvyja422y</link><description>That one oomf that’s spiritually Mormon</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 14:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnzvyja422y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlnzujrkrk2y</link><description>And the thing is I don’t care if I have to be a trailblazer! Because the thing is, the culture often comes back to agree with what purplewooper had already been saying! 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CAN!</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 13:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnw6tqxhc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mln44hvozc2q</link><description>And the thing is you can just look up anyone’s skircle at any point and live your messy fish fantasy</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 05:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mln44hvozc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlmygb6fds2u</link><description>Ms Aja Myake-Mugler genuinely one of the THEE best to ever do it</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 04:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmygb6fds2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlmxn2uj6s2u</link><description>But now we’re eating friIiIiIiIiIiIiEeEeEeEeEeEeEed chicken</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 04:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmxn2uj6s2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlmqpyhevk27</link><description>The way everyone is walking around with plums on their backs and they can’t see them 🤣</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 02:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmqpyhevk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlmerc5tw22r</link><description>I don’t have a specific type except for brown eyes. Never would I ever be attracted to a blue eyed DEMON</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 22:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmerc5tw22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pvrplewooper.bsky.social/post/3mlmeljjpek2r</link><description>@penorsword.bsky.social do not like my posts you fucking rat bitch</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 22:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:h7lpckberugprwy3qpu3tch5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmeljjpek2r</guid></item></channel></rss>