I tell jokes and teach at The Second City NYhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lckva4ju222xUnited Healthcare Board: alright team it’s time to name a new CEO! Every exec: https://media.tenor.com/4McWSDRx5IsAAAAC/awkward-side-eye.gif?hh=220&ww=22005 Dec 2024 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lckva4ju222xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lc2apzm2ec2jHistorically we have Thanksgiving dinner around 7 or 8pm. My parents were so excited about getting food on the table by 5 that my mom made my dad take a commemorative picture28 Nov 2024 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2apzm2ec2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lb5nrm5das2rCalling my dad with tears in my eyes to say “I understand now” after having the time of my life spending a Sunday morning in Home Depot17 Nov 2024 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb5nrm5das2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lb4mscajd22nyoo charli is funny lol17 Nov 2024 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb4mscajd22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lazygclyvk2sThey got Mike Tyson ass out on Netflix16 Nov 2024 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazygclyvk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lazxihxh6s2sThis man is sick [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Nov 2024 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazxihxh6s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lazxfaueus2sUnderrated aspect of bein short is swingin my legs sitting on tall chairs. You can’t fathom my whimsy16 Nov 2024 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazxfaueus2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3laxtxg2tcc2dHe won’t but I truly think it would be net positive if Tyson killed Jake Paul15 Nov 2024 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3laxtxg2tcc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lawrygrao22wThe worm controlling RFK’s brain realizing he’s getting away with it [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Nov 2024 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawrygrao22whttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lawrqzqlok2dreposting my viral tweets here and feeling like a guy wearing his high school letterman jacket in college14 Nov 2024 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawrqzqlok2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ashdiggs.bsky.social/post/3lawrj5qros2dYeah I was in the Thriller music video, but my scene got cut. I played a guy also in the house who jumped and screamed when Michael Jackson turned around looking like that https://media.tenor.com/pg08k_T152UAAAAC/michaeljackson-glow.gif?hh=372&ww=49814 Nov 2024 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:ha4ry2mniny5yozebycvfcir/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawrj5qros2d