Painboymaudlinhellbucket https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/feed/aaahbg5gjlxomhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3laud5tjpvc2bAubrey Plaza is nothing short of a revelation in her portrayal of Aubrey Plaza13 Nov 2024 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3laud5tjpvc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3laud2hd6522bBluesky friends. Twitter archives are being held hostage by you know who. Does anyone know any third party archival tools to download your archive from "That place we don't talk about" ???13 Nov 2024 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3laud2hd6522bhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l5hvm52tew2xHappy 100th Birthday to President Jimmy Carter! He was lowered into a nuclear reactor to remove the core and prevent a catastrophic meltdown, but it's more important to acknowledge the monumental swag of rockin' an Allman Brothers Band T-Shirt as President of the United States🫡01 Oct 2024 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l5hvm52tew2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l57uci66sw2fImagine if you will, a man, the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets, satellites and payloads into space. Imagine if this man also runs the largest disinformation site, which he bought with Russia's funding. No media outlet cares. There is a fifth dimension beyond what is known to man...28 Sep 2024 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l57uci66sw2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l2r3e2ccd22eThis girl I've had a crush on forever told me she's got an Instagram, so I thought the best day of my life had arrived and I clicked the link, and her account is pictures of her favorite poems. I'm thinking she wanted to kill me with disappointment. I've never been so turned on in my life.28 Aug 2024 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l2r3e2ccd22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l2moqhgprt2vLIST OF WHO MAGA HATES: Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad. White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and white people who are happy.26 Aug 2024 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l2moqhgprt2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l2knuceiyy2bRFK Jr. def fucked that dead baby bear w/his wife. Though Cheryl prefers dead baby otters. The dead baby animals fetish is the rage w/outdoorsman pedophiles. Baby tigers are most desirable, as the thrill of banging an apex predator, but cute & dead, is domination at its finest.25 Aug 2024 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l2knuceiyy2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l26vbkehcs2zDidn't know that the Northern Mariana Islands exists until just now but I'm moving there.🫡21 Aug 2024 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l26vbkehcs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l264tmskka2aThe American People have a choice for VP. One guy is the final boss of Dads, the other guy is the only man in history to not look cooler with a beard. That's impossible until now. If you care at all about beard culture and the advancements in beard inclusivity, the choice is pretty clear.20 Aug 2024 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l264tmskka2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3l264rsonug2uJD Vance is what happens when a beard becomes sentient and eats the wearers brain and morals.20 Aug 2024 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l264rsonug2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kzp4cvmttl2tI'm worried that JD Vance is gonna' make beards go out of style. His beard is the only beard in history to not give the wearer any machismo, mystery or...rizz. Please know, he is the exception to the rule. Some sort of a coolness anomaly in the beard world. He's trying to tear down beard culture!14 Aug 2024 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kzp4cvmttl2thttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kzfawpf5kn27JD Vance appears to be the most rizzless man in America10 Aug 2024 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kzfawpf5kn27https://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kzfarh2q532tIf I find out Tim Walz is into early '90s industrial I'm gonna' be insufferable.10 Aug 2024 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kzfarh2q532thttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kzdh7qqfzl2xA desperate and bloated ketchup addict in Florida is feeling the Walz close in.10 Aug 2024 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kzdh7qqfzl2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kz6nstpir72iTim Walz should campaign by giving out hugs.08 Aug 2024 05:03 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kz6nstpir72ihttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kz5jdftnox2gYou just know Tim Walz has some bangin' slow cooker recipes.07 Aug 2024 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kz5jdftnox2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kz4ce2gpph2jIn summation, I think that feeding hungry children is basically Stalinism.07 Aug 2024 06:32 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kz4ce2gpph2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kz4c2qaruk25This is the hottest anyone has ever looked or can look, so we can all calm down, give up and relax.07 Aug 2024 06:27 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kz4c2qaruk25https://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kz3tof5anc23They're trying to cancel Cannibal Corpse for writing lyrics that a band named Cannibal Corpse would write.07 Aug 2024 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kz3tof5anc23https://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kyyltoyfcj2fIf the VP pick isn't Cookie Monster I'm becoming Libertarian.05 Aug 2024 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kyyltoyfcj2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kybdzsku3d2pFuck, Satanic Globalists just showed up at my house and they're threatening to play the new Charli XCX album, "brat" nonstop until I turn into a polyamorous furry, antifa radical!27 Jul 2024 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kybdzsku3d2phttps://bsky.app/profile/preparetheprimates.bsky.social/post/3kxyn5tffsh23Oh shit you guys, the woke mind virus just stole my girl.24 Jul 2024 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:hejrt33unjt25cc3roefankc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kxyn5tffsh23