they/she || argumentative antithetical dream girl || bisexual & non-binary 🏳️‍🌈 || Eras Tour NOLA N3 ✨️ || 23 y/o || gaylors dni 🚫https://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3muj4x36z6c2hshout out to the police officer who saw my headlights were out when I was driving home at 10pm, flashed his brights at me, then decided it wasn't worth pulling me over tonight. I just fought my way out of the last traffic ticket, I really didn't need another one. you're a real one, dude.02 Sep 2026 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj4x36z6c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3ms2yeetpck2nwhy are men so cute and charismatic in person and then absolutely milquetoast boring over text02 Aug 2026 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2yeetpck2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mqrrbrbosk26"we'll reschedule all appointments for patients that are five or more minutes late to keep on schedule" meanwhile the doctor is thirty minutes late 🫠16 Jul 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrrbrbosk26https://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mphw3xie5s25fuck netflix with ads because tell me why I just watched the most heartbreaking scene in avatar the last airbender and these motherfuckers decided to follow that up immediately with a minions ad30 Jun 2026 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphw3xie5s25https://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mpa4cfl2gk2qidk whether to feel flattered or unsafe because tell me why I'm literally in my frumpiest look with no makeup, hair in two braids and a stupid headband because my bangs were awful, and my dumbass work polo and jeans and I'm STILL getting flirted with by men old enough to be my dad26 Jun 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpa4cfl2gk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mp3c2anhsk2oapple products are actually the bane of my fucking existence and I can't stand people who insist they're better than android. I'm literally creating a bibliography on my phone right now because my iPad is incapable of working without freezing or reloading the page every two seconds25 Jun 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp3c2anhsk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3moojlmqvwc2zjust received the best compliment ever while at work, wearing my ugly ass work polo with no makeup and messy hair, and this older lady said I'm very pretty 🥹🩷19 Jun 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3moojlmqvwc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mnqtzv6crk2jsaw both backrooms and obsession within the last week and now I will never walk into a furniture store or be friends with a man ever again. terrifying concepts to me now 😃👍🏻08 Jun 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqtzv6crk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mnqcqitb322oI'm at the movie theater and I just had an older black lady come up to me in the concession line and tell me that I was quote "bodacious" and looked beautiful (and she was very beautiful herself mind you) and I don't think anything has ever boosted my ego more than that07 Jun 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqcqitb322ohttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mmqbwf3pv222not Kam Saunders speaking at the graduation ceremony for my university the year AFTER I graduate 💀 should've taken that gap year 😭 anyways love you Kam forever proud to share an alma mater with you 💙💛🦘26 May 2026 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmqbwf3pv222https://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mlbos6hvuk2eEvermore apparently has lost her turn with the collective orange cat braincell because she is back to clawing at the gate acting like she doesn't know how to get through [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbos6hvuk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mlbkfk5gvs2lafter hours of staring at the new dog gate blankly and whining as if she couldn't get through, Evermore finally got her turn with the collective orange cat brain cell07 May 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbkfk5gvs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3ml6bzb7hgc2llistening to touch it by ariana grande is not enough I need it injected into my VEINS06 May 2026 08:31 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6bzb7hgc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mkytejpkvc262026 is such a weird year because why did I just get successfully thirst trapped on instagram by a goddamn Wiggle04 May 2026 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkytejpkvc26https://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mkptqldzq22qI'm freezing and my back hurts but the dog is laying on my blanket and the cat is laying on my leg so I'm like legally not allowed to move to get the blanket. I love these babies but good lord the things I do for them.30 Apr 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkptqldzq22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mk7xzwfd422bwell I angrily turned in my resignation tonight. I was already going to quit, but holding off to make sure everything with my new job is lined up first. but after tonight I'm done. I'm so fed up.24 Apr 2026 07:13 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7xzwfd422bhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mjzk6rlcxk2show does one tell their stepdad who has been unwillingly unemployed for five months that they applied for a job on Friday and received an offer from said job by Tuesday21 Apr 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzk6rlcxk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mjr5ruscd22pI'm so pissed off with my job right now to the point of overworking because if I don't do something productive with my hands, I might be tempted to do something criminal with my hands instead and we don't want that18 Apr 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjr5ruscd22phttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mj4ortunsk2lobligatory introduction refresh 🦋 hello bluesky! my name is Saige, I'm 23 y/o, and I work as a mental health tech! I'm a huge Swiftie! (fave albums are midnights, speak now, & evermore) I have a lil kitty named Evermore (Evie for short) and I love reading, cozy games, & playing guitar/piano ❤️10 Apr 2026 06:24 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4ortunsk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mj4nrtaut22ly'all I actually think I found the coolest mechanic in the city??? he's gay, a sabrina fan, and more importantly a SWIFTIE????? !!!!!!!! gave me a discount bc I mentioned I work overnights and he felt bad for taking so long, plus filled up my oil and power steering fluid for free10 Apr 2026 06:06 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4nrtaut22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mj2te6xf2222tempted to get the saja boys mcdonald's meal and blast the intro to your idol when the employee comes to bring out my food09 Apr 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2te6xf2222https://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mhxpdwlfzc2ewhoever invented peanut butter patties needs like, a nobel peace prize or something. I swear these cookies are the only things keeping my sanity together at the moment26 Mar 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxpdwlfzc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mhwtcvdfb22jthe feminine urge to abandon my life and start fresh in a new city where no one knows me is strong today26 Mar 2026 05:04 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhwtcvdfb22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mhucgmmans2iI'm sooo sick of this weather. it's been hopping between highs of 90°F and lows of 30°F the last week and a half and I've never had worse migraines before. I'm in so much pain and have not been off my migraine meds for over 3 days. I hate it hereeeee25 Mar 2026 04:57 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhucgmmans2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mhovoho56k2bI was going to go for a walk to the coffee shop before it closes because it's been 90°F out and now it's only 55°F but my cat is laying on my lap so I guess I'm legally obligated to stay here until she gets up?????23 Mar 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhovoho56k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mhou5tvgtc2bI have the biggest migraine because we've had all four seasons in a matter of days here, I slept over 18 hours in the last day and a half (not good sleep, I wish), my apartment is a disaster and I feel too shitty to clean it up even though I can't even cook and have nothing clean to wear. send help.23 Mar 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhou5tvgtc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mgqkg6fcpc2nsomeone keeps letting out some NASTY ass farts on the train and I'm this close 🤏🏻 to jumping out the window onto the tracks just to put myself out of my misery10 Mar 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqkg6fcpc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mgh6a6xpek2unever thought I'd see the day where I have to be sheltering from a tornado at midnight with 10 antsy mental health group home clients, half of whom are old enough to be my parents/grandparents, asking me what time it is every 2 minutes and demanding snacks we don't have 🫠07 Mar 2026 06:12 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgh6a6xpek2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/saigelizabeth13.bsky.social/post/3mfvu2byg6k2ujust finished bridgerton season 4 episode 6 and hannah dodd's scream at the very end absolutely broke me, I am not ready for episode 7 😭28 Feb 2026 08:54 +0000at://did:plc:hhtlr3td74ml7b3e5bcf3iio/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvu2byg6k2u