Still not a simulation. Blogging @ grahame.fyihttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyihttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mlskrvmgmk2qNOTHIN MORE MURICAN THAN CREAM TEAS 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🥩🎇🍺🔫🫖☕🫖☕🥐14 May 2026 10:01 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlskrvmgmk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mlo3ypmsls2hStill waiting for someone to steal grahame.fyi/3me5a4726rk2x as a business for this exact reason [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo3ypmsls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mln7zvfr6s2qJust set up my character on @rpg.actor. rpg.actor/grahame.fyi https://rpg.actor/grahame.fyi12 May 2026 07:06 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mln7zvfr6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mln7mb4pbs2qI put my phone back in color to do @rpg.actor after having it in grayscale and the colors are so garish on it. I feel like someone who hasn't had sugar for weeks drinking a can of coke but for my eyes12 May 2026 06:58 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mln7mb4pbs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mlj7j6grzs26I have been to England literally dozens of times in my life and yet I am still always stunned at how difficult it is to buy a cup of coffee at a coffee shop. If you order a drink that isn't espresso based you may as well be speaking Greek10 May 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlj7j6grzs26https://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mlgjlbpkl22mWhat a glorious day to be in the UK. Perks of not visiting in November09 May 2026 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgjlbpkl22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3ml4n3uuk3s2tIf you see this, post a sword 🗡️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4n3uuk3s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mkj4hoc2ks2b https://leaflet.pub/p/did:plc:gwvh3frsmdih2zpol2holysc/3mkilz3jmwc2q/l-quote/17_1289-17_1415#17_128927 Apr 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj4hoc2ks2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mkizj5xmfs2l"All business decisions are ultimately made by one or a handful of multi-cellular organisms closely related to chimpanzees, not by rules or by algorithms." -patio1127 Apr 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkizj5xmfs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mkgdu7dpnk23No capital "G?" Still pretty neat though [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Apr 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgdu7dpnk23https://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mkg7kltgc22pCan someone figure out how to guarantee 100% uptime in systems so we don't have to use complicated resume-padding architecture patterns? Asking for a friend... https://grahame.fyi/3mkg7kfw4oc2p26 Apr 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg7kltgc22phttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mk64h2ynrk2eHow did I not know that "Obisanya is always unmarked" is a #TedLasso meme? "Death, taxes, and Obisanya being open"23 Apr 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk64h2ynrk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mk3scwkpik2gIn today's nonsense, someone literally sent me a screenshot of the error message explaining that they couldn't add the same item to the system twice and told me that the feature is broken. I nearly threw my laptop across the room. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3scwkpik2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mjz6y6nhvs2oIs there a full moon or something? I have had six instances in the last twelve hours of people asking questions about something where they literally have the note explaining it in the screenshot/email/etc. Absolutely MADDENING.21 Apr 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjz6y6nhvs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mjsh3dkh222oIt felt like eons since I got an article written; I am shocked a) only been two months, and b) the sheer volume of stuff that I did only mildly burned me out instead of straight up killing me... https://grahame.fyi/3mjsh3blbkk2o18 Apr 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsh3dkh222ohttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mjrm2jktxc2tA student asked, “When times of great difficulty visit us, how should we meet them?” The teacher said, “Welcome.”18 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrm2jktxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mjha72gt3s25You can show up for a friend who is in pain, who is grieving, who is suffering. You can be there for them, listening and supporting, being a presence they can hold on to while everything else seems to be collapsing. We all show up for others. How many of us show up for ourselves?14 Apr 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjha72gt3s25https://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mj44ybwwak2zTFW you found a customer-facing bug in prod so until a fix is deployed you're running a script off your laptop to keep the feature going...10 Apr 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj44ybwwak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahame.fyi/post/3mggyen3nik23You are not Kevin Bacon **99.9999999857% accurate07 Mar 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:hjp4al7ye2fl42osapkat2dt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mggyen3nik23