Fearless reporting. NO fluff. NO bias. [Watched by @orboftherealm.bsky.social]https://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lsshtrqdwc2o👑 ROYAL WATCH 👑 Live from Prince Farallel's Royal Court, our EXCLUSIVE coverage of 'pitch the bridge' continues! We just heard from a filthy young fellow, Jimmy Dirtwater @jimmydirtwater.bsky.social The little awestruck fellow could barely speak - let alone be understood! Nice try, little mucker!30 Jun 2025 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsshtrqdwc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lssh3fdabk2o👑 ROYAL WATCH 👑 Prince Farallel (@princefarallel.bsky.social) granted audiences to two ambitious bridge-builders. 🌉 We just heard the Academy's young Acolyte Merv Astra @mervastra.bsky.social. He was well-received, although he was a big shaky and visibly sweating. 😅 Next up, a dirty muck farmer!30 Jun 2025 05:25 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lssh3fdabk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lsn2bpnwbc2g👑 ROYAL WATCH 👑 Prince Farallel (@princefarallel.bsky.social) was just spotted arriving in the village! 💃 WHAT AN ENTRANCE 💃 His pearl-white carriage is drawn by a fabulous beast with an absolutely STUNNING mane! 🎠 🧑‍🌾 VILLAGERS STUNNED 👩‍🌾 These backwater rabble are completely flabbergasted! 🤪28 Jun 2025 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsn2bpnwbc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lrxszyc62s2pBREAKING: We have received word that King Farallel has responded to an anonymous request to address the bridge situation in the village. His Grace has decreed that we prepare to host his son, Prince Farallel, and his royal entourage!19 Jun 2025 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrxszyc62s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lrmuqmbsk22tLast night, an anonymous informant sat down with Ax Moorman to expose the High Council of Wizards’ bungled bridge repairs. Since then, calls for the resignation of @thebluewizard.bsky.social have echoed across the Realm!15 Jun 2025 06:49 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrmuqmbsk22thttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lrghdlbnrc2eBREAKING: Sources say the High Council is botching the repair of the village bridges with inconsistent messages and vague timelines! More details on our Fishdee News Hour with Ax Moorman!12 Jun 2025 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrghdlbnrc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lpk47xvu7k2cWith @silusa.bsky.social and her serpents driven into exile, life has nearly returned to normal - except for the washed-out bridges. What will the disgraced Council and HoC @thebluewizard.bsky.social do to fix our critical infrastructure? Tune in for our in-depth 👀 on the Last Light Moonday news.19 May 2025 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpk47xvu7k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lgrsifer422q [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jan 2025 06:14 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgrsifer422qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lgrs6yo2ds2q🚨 NEWS UPDATE 🚨 We can confirm that Silusa the Sorceress is sworn in as Interim Head of the High Council of Wizards. Sources say her first official act was to imprison a Royal Academy student for illicit use of magic. Her second act we to re-legalize magic. 1/228 Jan 2025 06:09 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgrs6yo2ds2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lg2h2rppec2dAx Moorman here. Reporting from outside the Sacred Hall. We received a tip that tonight there has been an emergency High Council of Wizards meeting called. Council members have been arriving, from far and wide. All have declined to comment but there have been murmuring and hushed conversations.18 Jan 2025 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2h2rppec2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lfjbyyoy4s2i🚨News Flash! The Pouch's Ax Moorman has investigated the rumors. It was NOT some holiday prank - the Blue Wizard and the former Head of Council (@thegreenwizard.bsky.social) have been imprisoned in The Prism. 1/212 Jan 2025 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfjbyyoy4s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcwqgn37m22g🚨FINAL UPDATE: As the evening draws to a close with a Druid victory firmly in hand, I’m reminded of something the legendary Althea Forthwind once told me as we ran for our lives from a herd of ice trolls in Tjórmskåle. “Axie,” she said (she called me Axie), “Axie, 1/210 Dec 2024 07:40 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwqgn37m22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcwpdgxynk2g🚨 UPDATE: “Folks, you heard it here first — we’re gonna be just fine. Wowie those bears are mean!!!” #ontheground #kettleocalypse10 Dec 2024 07:21 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwpdgxynk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcwo42m4js2g🚨UPDATE: “It’s all come to this. The grizzlies have reached the village, and the kettles appear ready to hold their ground. Days of kettle terror, and now the battle for our lives begins. No turning back.” -Ax #ontheground #kettleocalypse10 Dec 2024 06:59 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwo42m4js2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcwlr77bvs2p🚨UPDATE: “As I hid inside a big ceramic pot I witnessed a young(?) woman with a strange gait approaching the village drawbridge. She pulled the lever, admitting into town several Druids and a massive army of grizzlies. Could this be our salvation? Updates as they happen.” -Ax10 Dec 2024 06:17 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwlr77bvs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcu3m35rhc2c🚨UPDATE: A dramatic turn of events within the last hour. The situation was dire, with the villagers corralled into a kind of mud pit, the kettles relentlessly pouring lukewarm tea water into the pit. 1/2 [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Dec 2024 06:22 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcu3m35rhc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lctswtln3c2h🚨UPDATE: “Kettles continue their assault. Villagers are left to flee for their lives. Reports of widespread panic and minor scaldings. More updates to come.” -Ax #kettleocalypse #ontheground09 Dec 2024 03:47 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctswtln3c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lctbdeb7wk2i🚨 BREAKING: A kettle launches an attack as a villager flees home carrying his meagre possessions. Reporting and photos by Ax Moorman on the ground -- updates as the situation unfolds. #kettleocalypse08 Dec 2024 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctbdeb7wk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcrbrrxpu22n🚨 BREAKING: Kettles gathered in the center of the village, ominously quiet and slowly pulsating. Reporting and photos by Ax Moorman on the ground -- updates as the situation unfolds.08 Dec 2024 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcrbrrxpu22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcqyt7foms2z🚨 BREAKING: Kettles launch coordinated attacks against residents of the village. Reports of serious scaldings. Reporting and photos by Ax Moorman on the ground -- updates as the situation unfolds. #breakingnews #kettleocalypse08 Dec 2024 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcqyt7foms2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcqjalvm2k2zATTENTION: To those few villagers who are still awake, we’re repeating the Blue Wizard’s counterspell all day from The Big Tree's soundspire. Please ensure your slumbering loved ones hear it! Upon awakening do your best to hide for now — help is on the way! #staysafe #kettleocalypse [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Dec 2024 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcqjalvm2k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcofgsxkxc2mWe messed up. Earlier today we reported that anyone who acquired a "BW Kettle" should immediately destroy it. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE KETTLE. REPEAT: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE KETTLE. Also do not flee or raise your voice, they don't like that. #Correction #Accountability [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Dec 2024 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcofgsxkxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lcntt3mwlk2m🚨CONSUMER SAFETY ALERT: "BW Kettle" Hazard🚨 Ax Moorman reports on a concerning appliance malfunction: Authorities are urging caution after reports have surfaced of the Blue Wizard's enchanted devices deliberately "cursing" their users into a deep slumber 1/206 Dec 2024 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcntt3mwlk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lbj4ejmx6s2nThanks for your patience, everyone. Let's start this master thread! As 'Bjorn' and I have pre-arranged, I'm patientily waiting at the edge of Skank Forest at sunset. The view right now of The Big Tree is stunning.22 Nov 2024 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbj4ejmx6s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lbj3w3rvis2nHi everyone, it's me, Ax Moorman taking over. New to Bluesky! I'm setting up for our BIG exclusive with 'Bjorn' the enigmatic whistle-blower. Thanks to our staff at The Pouch for assistance with transcription.22 Nov 2024 04:03 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbj3w3rvis2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lbir25kv3224A little refresher in advance of our EXCLUSIVE interview later tonight when we reveal the real identity of the infamous whistle-blower, 'Bjorn' (Part 1/4) Weeks ago, the excitement was palpable in advance of the annual #hallowssorcerysymposium - attended by @thearchmage673.bsky.social22 Nov 2024 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbir25kv3224https://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lbhuuws6q223 Whistle-blower behind bombshell allegations against Green Wizard reveals himself. People's hero, or traitorous wretch? TONIGHT: the Pouch's Ax Moorman's exclusive interview with 'Bjorn', live on Bluesky.21 Nov 2024 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhuuws6q223https://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lazssw5p4s2n“NECROMANCY: Unholy Abomination or Moral Imperative?” Ax Moorman unearths the truth in this week’s Ax to Grind.16 Nov 2024 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazssw5p4s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3lavemzfouc2tLEAK: Controversial Inquiry report leaked online. Bombshell allegations inside. The Pouch's Ax Moorman investigates. bitly.cx/tL0wi14 Nov 2024 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lavemzfouc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thepouch.bsky.social/post/3laqizgmv7c23BREAKING: Archmage Exonerates Green Wizard of Symposium Malfeasance Case may not yet be closed however, Ax Moorman reports [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Nov 2024 09:21 +0000at://did:plc:hoavjln27us5deemdnmpoku2/app.bsky.feed.post/3laqizgmv7c23