Turning sad people into sweaty people loudly Toronto He/him(s) Deathwaits.carrd.cohttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mjsdjibefl2nWow Chelsea are struggling. The last time they scored in the league was against Aston Villa on March 4. And other than the 7 they put past Port Vale in the FA Cup they are goalless in all competitions since the 5-2 loss to PSG on March 11.18 Apr 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsdjibefl2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mgnic4zbrr2lThose Juventus kits look so nice for the street but on the pitch it’s like Hamburglar cloned himself #footy #seriea09 Mar 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnic4zbrr2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mglwitcvdw2hLying in total darkness listening to the masters a friend sent09 Mar 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglwitcvdw2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzekkisrs2aRoseniors body language and facial expressions are that of an actor hired to play a premier league manager01 Mar 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzekkisrs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzecjkqdk2aPalmer has a little more time but I doubt he stays for too much longer [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Mar 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzecjkqdk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzeaxbyts2aChelsea are really going to squander the best years of Reece James, Enzo, and Caicedo aren’t they?01 Mar 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzeaxbyts2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfze4vrvjc2aCome on Chelsea01 Mar 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfze4vrvjc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzdrbncd22aNow I see why Chelsea play long ball.01 Mar 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzdrbncd22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzdnh75hk2aThat was a good save but I think Chelsea are fuuuuuuuukkkkkkd [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Mar 2026 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzdnh75hk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzdmebdwk2aIs it just me or are Chelsea absolute dogshit on their first touch? Like they make routine passes an adventure. Enzo, James and Palmer excluded01 Mar 2026 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzdmebdwk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzdhrbrbs2aRobert Sanchez you are trash01 Mar 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzdhrbrbs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzdfnjpe22aNørgaard spotted!01 Mar 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzdfnjpe22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzd7cznzk2aRed Card FC strikes again01 Mar 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzd7cznzk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzd4i52tc2aNow watch as Chelsea go and find an equalizer or something lolol01 Mar 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzd4i52tc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathwaits.bsky.social/post/3mfzd2ykccs2aWhat the fuck01 Mar 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:howlimdf6ir6r6ictlu6puyb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzd2ykccs2a