B’dum b’dum.https://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3muwjjzfdlk2eTwo things I can never remember when I’m asked: my age, and what number petrol pump I just used.07 Sep 2026 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwjjzfdlk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mutqtthmcs2rJames lead singer, Tim Booth played Victor Zsasz in Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutqtthmcs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mjmc4mjz3k2uWho’s your favourite Beatle: Jack Douglas, Charles Bronson, Rodney Bewes, or Richard O’Sullivan?16 Apr 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmc4mjz3k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3muoofahxjk24I went away for five days and Wes Anderson visits Hull. I am exactly awkward and odd enough for a Wes Anderson movie. I’ve missed my chance. Obviously, he may not have visited Hull, and social media is lying to me again. This for all things I post about.04 Sep 2026 09:42 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3muoofahxjk24https://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mundkvnfjk2mWe’ve been in the Lakes all week, we have to check out of our lodge by 9:45 tomorrow… so we spent the day in Ambleside (lovely), got back, packed up, and drove home tonight. I’ll wake up at home tomorrow! What a win.03 Sep 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mundkvnfjk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mudja4u4ss2fThe Godfather’s amazing, a brilliant movie… but Sonny’s air shot’s always bothered me.30 Aug 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudja4u4ss2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mudja4u4ss2fThe Godfather’s amazing, a brilliant movie… but Sonny’s air shot’s always bothered me.30 Aug 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudja4u4ss2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3muaikeelqk2bKelly Rowland’s on The Voice. He’s changed so much since his Dexys days.29 Aug 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaikeelqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mtsz7nncr22oNever the Twain… A missed opportunity.24 Aug 2026 09:41 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsz7nncr22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mtoau2slnk2zIt’s between Hull City and Arsenal this year. Too close to call.22 Aug 2026 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoau2slnk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mtmca6bvv22sOh you gritty gritty gang gang, Gritty Gritty Gang Gang, We love you.21 Aug 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmca6bvv22shttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mtiwg4lmxs27Why is it just accepted that a stork delivered Dumbo? We never mention the elephant in the womb.20 Aug 2026 09:25 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtiwg4lmxs27https://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mtcf7lhplc2rMy wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.17 Aug 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcf7lhplc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mtcf7lhplc2rMy wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.17 Aug 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcf7lhplc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mszpq3ywck2sI was up late last night playing Slap Bass Hero on my PlayStation. I got to level 42.14 Aug 2026 08:15 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszpq3ywck2shttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3msxcyguyxs2aWHOA, WE’RE HALFWAY THERE, WOAH-OH…13 Aug 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxcyguyxs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mssc33ml5k24That sounds nice… oh, I’ll probably give it a miss.11 Aug 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mssc33ml5k24https://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3msd2kml44k2bIf anything, The Lighthouse Family steered me towards rock.05 Aug 2026 07:57 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3msd2kml44k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3ms3vs3wkec2cWhen you bump into an ex and they don’t look that great, and it makes you feel a lot better about yourself. One of my exes is currently experiencing that.02 Aug 2026 11:44 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms3vs3wkec2chttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mrx3rjttpc2yI see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass. I see you Madeley…31 Jul 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrx3rjttpc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mrewqvb2fk2mThat explains why it’s still under my pillow.24 Jul 2026 08:30 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrewqvb2fk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mrewqvb2fk2mThat explains why it’s still under my pillow.24 Jul 2026 08:30 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrewqvb2fk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mqzt2g2myk2dThe cup’s massive!19 Jul 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzt2g2myk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mqzsybcdss2dHaven’t seen Valentín Barco during this game?19 Jul 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzsybcdss2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mqzrym7aok2dRight, bring on Salt Bae.19 Jul 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzrym7aok2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mqzrwdfhx22dArgentina are the worst football side since that Lion’s team in Bedknobs and Broomsticks.19 Jul 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzrwdfhx22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mqzqrfluuc2dNow park the bus… trust me, it never fails.19 Jul 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzqrfluuc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/enanem.bsky.social/post/3mqzq7vjo4k2dThis game’s so dull my family and I had talked more than we have in years. It’s like not having the telly on at all.19 Jul 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:hp2azsps2rmv2fanyl3l7w4f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzq7vjo4k2d