He/Him. Grumpy bastard. 42. Happily married, Fulham fan, drum & bass DJ & producer. Doom Metal listener. Facilitator for #AndysManClub #ItsOkayToTalk https://hearthis.at/djparodyhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mm2c3lzkhc2iTurns out, dad broke his ribs in October. Also, his mini-strokes aren't abating, and last night he fractured his hip. Now time to start looking at residential care/care homes. This fucking sucks.17 May 2026 11:47 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2c3lzkhc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlz2bmnhjs2uHitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy (Douglas Adams) Valhalla (Tom Holt) Incompetence (Rob Grant) [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz2bmnhjs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlvghqjtyk2hhttps://hearthis.at/djparody/dj-parody-end-of-days-vol-5/ More apocalyptic #techstep15 May 2026 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvghqjtyk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlslh4ktqc2aNew Draconian album? NEW DRACONIAN ALBUM!!!!14 May 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlslh4ktqc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlr6rbxpq22mAnd now those cunts outside in the drainage truck are making a fuckiny racket while I'm trying to get an early night to make up for the sleep they fucking ruined. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!13 May 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr6rbxpq22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlr6mm4ihk2mFuck technology! Not only am I having SSD issues, but wife ordered a 4G Flip Phone and a potential fake was sent (no WiFi, no reset ability). Took that back, got a replacement of her old phone (cracked screen) only to now get battery warnings. Today is not a good day.13 May 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr6mm4ihk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlqxxpwrks22Thoroughly pissed off that I can't use an external SSD to store and play games on the PS5. More so that this info wasn't easy to find, so the £110 I've spent on a WD Elements USB SSD is a waste of time. 4 games and already out of space - and two of them are from disc. Fuck you, Sony.13 May 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqxxpwrks22https://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlpkc6say22gFor the past 4 weeks we've had a drainage company wagon parked opposite our house, because a kmobhead driver destroyed part of the bridge and damaged the sewage pipes. For the past 4 weeks, I've been waking up around 5.30am most days, regardless of how much/little sleep I've had.13 May 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpkc6say22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mllfiisky22w#NowPlaying11 May 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllfiisky22whttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mljcb3fetc2hHow's the nerves @rockthecasbah77.bsky.social ? Been thinking of you the last 10 minutes or so!10 May 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljcb3fetc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlh2caxunc2pReferee being substituted. Knew it happens, never seen it before.09 May 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh2caxunc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlgvovelcc2qSpent £150 on plants today. Then went to see my dad (got out of hospital today after a mini-stroke). Now to watch leg 1 of Bradford City hopefully securing promotion.09 May 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgvovelcc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlfohv3x3k2pIf you voted Reform, I hope you get exactly what you deserve. But I won't be sticking around to witness it. You're not worth my time, effort, or patience.09 May 2026 07:03 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfohv3x3k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mlejczixgs2qOur ward retains the three Tories (including the cunt who verbally abused me and stalked my social media), but the overall council is looking likely to be Reform-led. I feel so fucking dejected right now.08 May 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlejczixgs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3ml6s4nlpmk2tJust set fire to Nigel Farage's face. That feels better.06 May 2026 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6s4nlpmk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3ml65j5k4qk2mGoing to be recording this months #Nyctophilia show for @toxicsickness.bsky.social this evening. If anyone has any heavyweight #dnb ( #techstep, #amen #tearout, #technoid, etc.) they think I should include then let me know.06 May 2026 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml65j5k4qk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3ml4y6u42k22aHave a desperate need to be in a dark room, behind some decks, playing some loud, obnoxious music to a room full of sweaty dnb headz.05 May 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4y6u42k22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3ml3ntrupos2kExhausted. Send good vibes.05 May 2026 07:25 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3ntrupos2khttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkx2z7lpj223Morecambe was shit. Windermere was overstimulating (and the fish n chips were bland as fuck). Couldn't get to Ambleside due to accident. Barely made the 75 minute bus journey to Carnforth on time for the train back home. Exhausted. Achey. Knackered. Still, made me so happy I don't have kids!03 May 2026 11:37 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkx2z7lpj223https://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkukd4gojk2hDay out to Morecambe. Lasted 90 minutes. It's a bit of a shithole, with very little to do. Change of plan. Off to Windermere.02 May 2026 11:33 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkukd4gojk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkpq7nfdfc2aNew mix online. An hour of heavy amen artillery for the drum & bass / jungle fans out there. https://freshwax.co.uk/dj-mix/mix_1777555232730_jpgmpngd/30 Apr 2026 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpq7nfdfc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkpgck2s5s2nWait, so is being a Muslim a nationality? Wait, so is being a Buddhist a nationality? Wait, so is being a Hindu a nationality? Wait, so is being a Christian a nationality? If so, are Catholic and Protestants different nationalities, or disputed territories, of just simply regions within the nation? [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpgck2s5s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkpd2sdonk2nWHAT A FUCKING STUNNING ALBUM!!! #Gaerea #Loss30 Apr 2026 09:40 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpd2sdonk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkml5zscm22oMorrisons is getting thirsty in the biscuit aisle!29 Apr 2026 07:27 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkml5zscm22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkml3uiczc2gWell, that was way easier than expected. It helps that I joined the queue bang on opening time, so got connected quickly. All sorted. PS5 gaming - here I come! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkml3uiczc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mklbpbutd222Bought PS5. Went to log in to PSN. Turns out my account is linked to a very old email address I no longer have access to. Can't remember my password (it's been a decade or more since I last needed it). Can't do a password reset. Now, I have to try and contact Sony to try and recover. This sucks.28 Apr 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklbpbutd222https://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mkdspgjyp225😄 🤣 😂 🤣 😄 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdspgjyp225https://bsky.app/profile/rojparody.bsky.social/post/3mk5wz26f4k2i🧠 Quiz of the Day - Apr 23 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ Score: 8/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk https://quizoftheday.co.uk23 Apr 2026 11:49 +0000at://did:plc:hp3ix44ghkx4zki4twpsuefd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5wz26f4k2i