Guitarist w/ George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Al Jarreau & more. Founder, programmer, and janitor of Little Green Footballs. Scientist of love. Haole from Hawai'i. Not a clanker. Just a weirdo. The good kind. https://littlegreenfootballs.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mln4dkvk5k2hJesse Welles: "Call Me When You Win The War" #blogpost https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55495_Jesse_Welles-_Call_Me_When_You_Win_The_War12 May 2026 06:00 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mln4dkvk5k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmwkymozs25Thereby confirming that they don’t have it under control and we should be fucking worried about it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 04:16 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmwkymozs25https://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmuvxna2r2iIt’s just a matter of time before he does this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 03:47 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmuvxna2r2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmu6c3jjw2u#NowPlaying at LGFHQ: Bon Iver > Bon Iver > Towers https://music.apple.com/us/album/bon-iver-deluxe-edition/482817464?uo=412 May 2026 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmu6c3jjw2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmnfcvrsf2oNot gonna argue about Graham Platner any more. If Maine puts this guy in the Senate, it’s on them and I won’t forget it.12 May 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmnfcvrsf2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmrqnwui423My very simple rule for politics: No Nazis.12 May 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmrqnwui423https://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmqsylbgq2iJust to be clear, yes, that’s right, i do not trust the guy.12 May 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmqsylbgq2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmpqcxba62zA lot of people seem to want to convince me there’s nothing wrong about Graham Platner. I remain unconvinced.12 May 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmpqcxba62zhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmp2mcmfx2bAt risk of repeating myself… [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmp2mcmfx2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmnfcvrsf2oNot gonna argue about Graham Platner any more. If Maine puts this guy in the Senate, it’s on them and I won’t forget it.12 May 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmnfcvrsf2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlm76eijvb2rThe house is on fire, and there’s a fire alarm behind a glass panel with the sign “In case of fire, break glass and pull handle,” and they’re standing there saying, “Wait a minute, do you realize how much that glass costs?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm76eijvb2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmjr2cvu72oImagine if they had written: “As health secretary, Mr. Kennedy has demonstrated increasingly deranged and conspiratorial views about vaccines, completely disconnected from scientific findings. He also has a predilection for swimming in raw sewage, and snorting cocaine off toilet seats.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmjr2cvu72ohttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmljta3lx2wThis evil shit can’t continue for much longer. Something’s gotta give.12 May 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmljta3lx2whttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlml7o4mcw2pEvery time I watch a video of Trump babbling about his ballroom and reflecting pond, I hear more of my brain cells screaming in agony.12 May 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlml7o4mcw2phttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmkii4cr223Hantavirus may or may not develop into a massive worldwide pandemic, but it’ll do til one gets here. Which it will. Just a matter of time. The worst possible time to have a virulently anti-science government.12 May 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmkii4cr223https://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmk7bd2642jThis is really good. If you’re a horror fan, you gotta see it. Superb production. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 00:35 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmk7bd2642jhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmjr2cvu72oImagine if they had written: “As health secretary, Mr. Kennedy has demonstrated increasingly deranged and conspiratorial views about vaccines, completely disconnected from scientific findings. He also has a predilection for swimming in raw sewage, and snorting cocaine off toilet seats.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmjr2cvu72ohttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmjivgimc2bWhen one of these bizarre talking points sprouts from his decaying brain, it just keeps coming back over and over. It isn’t stream of consciousness, it’s more like a broken record. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmjivgimc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmgwp4zmk2uA Fish That Hitches Rides Where the Sun Don’t Shine The remora often latches on to the exteriors of larger marine creatures. But sometimes it travels in a more intrusive spot: inside a manta ray’s backside. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/science/a-fish-that-hitches-rides-where-the-sun-doesnt-shine.html11 May 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmgwp4zmk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmfgf3st42rA Beautifully Filmed and Acted Short Horror Film: “The Lone Piper” #blogpost https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55494_A_Beautifully_Filmed_and_Acted_Short_Horror_Film-_The_Lone_Piper11 May 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmfgf3st42rhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmca3hsmv2wThis corrupt “Supreme” Court is fully mask-off now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmca3hsmv2whttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlmbppwhtg23The black-robed domestic terrorists strike again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmbppwhtg23https://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlm76eijvb2rThe house is on fire, and there’s a fire alarm behind a glass panel with the sign “In case of fire, break glass and pull handle,” and they’re standing there saying, “Wait a minute, do you realize how much that glass costs?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm76eijvb2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlm3isqser2oShadow docket says: “Nope.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm3isqser2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mlm2g2qjcd2iImagine if they had written: “As health secretary, Mr. Kennedy has demonstrated increasingly deranged and conspiratorial views about vaccines, completely disconnected from scientific findings.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm2g2qjcd2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/charles.littlegreenfootballs.com/post/3mllwtf5bkp2bJohn Oliver: The Shadow Docket #blogpost https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55493_John_Oliver-_The_Shadow_Docket11 May 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:hpmftisceoy4runolfcwadkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllwtf5bkp2b