https://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lhij3iafcc25You can't spell "Disasterpiece is probably my favorite album off of Iowa by Slipknot" without "diaper."06 Feb 2025 06:57 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhij3iafcc25https://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5zoyspo22vMost veterinarians now agree that you shouldn't climb the ladder on your FJ cruiser because it can make them hormonal.02 Feb 2025 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5zoyspo22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5x2nhhwc2v"Filler up," I say to the Disneyland barista as I hold out the Mickey Mouse branded traffic cone I stole from the parking garage.02 Feb 2025 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5x2nhhwc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5wwas3y22vA lime scooter is just a uhaul but it carries emotional baggage instead.02 Feb 2025 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5wwas3y22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5wul373s2vI want a vanity plate that's just a mirror with lights all around it.02 Feb 2025 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5wul373s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5wtfnrpk2vBig ups to the other dude waiting at ikea curbside, posted up like Paul Walker with every door to his car open like he's about to double stuff this honda fit.02 Feb 2025 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5wtfnrpk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5wr3b6ys2vMe waiting outside ikea for my Billy bookcase to get hurled out of a window into the back of my Volkswagen and there's a taco bell across the street and I have a breath rite strip on my face and I need to wipe.02 Feb 2025 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5wr3b6ys2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5wj4cexs2vUngovernable anarchy appliance02 Feb 2025 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5wj4cexs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5whmjbdc2vI've been thinking about this a lot.02 Feb 2025 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5whmjbdc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lh5wfubvas2vAirUp bottles are like an after-sex mustache but with grapes.02 Feb 2025 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5wfubvas2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3ldfbqhtc3k2uI turned an old tablet into a stream deck with all the buttons I need.16 Dec 2024 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldfbqhtc3k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3ld7pvk4cjk2tMe stretching my arms out after a flu shot looking like I'm about to fight this little grandma over here https://media.tenor.com/KP-BCZXSqksAAAAC/abell46s-reface.gif?hh=368&ww=49813 Dec 2024 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7pvk4cjk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lcvnq7mb3s2hIt's like regular rizz, just skibbidi.09 Dec 2024 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvnq7mb3s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lctp43ox2s2fSometimes ya gotta make sure09 Dec 2024 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctp43ox2s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lbirditn4s2eMy favorite part of gamedev is coming across bizarre internal shit like a "Persistent Cheese" bug.22 Nov 2024 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbirditn4s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lbd24budgs2sI have bestowed myself the rank of "Honorary Florida Man"19 Nov 2024 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbd24budgs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3lb4mqevdzs2sArcane Spoilers. They've made everyone way hotter.17 Nov 2024 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb4mqevdzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3laffyzxcor24*family nerf battle* *Britney Spears' Toxic starts playing* *body check niece through the drywall* *double tap to make sure*07 Nov 2024 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3laffyzxcor24https://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3la4hgwoxh527Why haven't we synthesized an extract of mosquito saliva for recreational itching?04 Nov 2024 10:00 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3la4hgwoxh527https://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3l7oh5x5rec2gI put the "sin" into Cuisinart.29 Oct 2024 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7oh5x5rec2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/splinter-vt.bsky.social/post/3l7ogatjv4s2qWhen Mr. Freeze asks "what killed the dinosaurs" and then he says "the ice age" is factually incorrect. Worst part of the movie.29 Oct 2024 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:hxllglzo563g3tdvt2i52jgc/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7ogatjv4s2q