@rottingcoffee.bsky.social - RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞

27 Apr 2026 06:06 +0000

For sale: Rubber baby buggy, never bumped.

25 Apr 2026 22:56 +0000

Spent all afternoon planting in my garden. Now all I’m missing is a senior citizen saying “you’re gonna sleep good tonight!”

22 Apr 2026 05:29 +0000

Listened to The Downward Spiral - NIN. Some of these lyrics BLEED edgelord Reddit atheism, and Hurt made me panic thinking my headphones were broken again 😵‍💫, but overall it’s pretty fucking good.

21 Apr 2026 19:25 +0000

French furry artists making a “closed species” to honor their grandparents legacy of making a “closed bloodline”

20 Apr 2026 00:38 +0000

You could bounce a Granum Crown off of it

18 Apr 2026 22:44 +0000

Modern PIXAR is the same as modern Simpsons. Elaboration not required.

12 Apr 2026 21:04 +0000

It’s nice to know that when this fascist empire crumbles away beneath our feet, there will be a soft cushion of inflatable frog costumes and dildos to land on at the bottom.

12 Apr 2026 17:25 +0000

Hot bitches will put “Suggestive🔞” in their bio, but won’t take the suggestion to shake some ass.

21 Mar 2026 06:11 +0000

Dating apps suck. I’m finding a wife on 3DS Streetpass.

17 Mar 2026 15:35 +0000

💃 Philly Cheese is not a hotdog. It’s just a sandwich that happens to come in a bun, but it still is not a sub. 🕺

15 Mar 2026 16:17 +0000

The left lane is for passoids.

13 Mar 2026 02:59 +0000

My money goes pretty far in this economy. It travels even further when my wife borrows the car.

12 Mar 2026 22:19 +0000

I did not WATCH Majora’s Mask randomizers. I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.

11 Mar 2026 05:42 +0000

Iron Man 1 was full of Burger King product placement. Real Steel was stocked with Dr.Pepper. I think there was a propaganda campaign trying to make everyone really cool.

10 Mar 2026 21:22 +0000

If we were a real country, you’d be able to order a Baja Blast flavored Celsius with your 𝑫𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒔.

02 Mar 2026 03:12 +0000

British people with big cocks at Burger King: "I'm so hung, I could eat a horse."

26 Feb 2026 11:38 +0000

The Legend of Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto’s childhood of playing Bungie classic - Marathon Infinity.

16 Feb 2026 20:33 +0000

What kind of things would they do with each other…

22 Jan 2026 03:21 +0000

We hold these Dr. Pepper truths to be Dr. Pepper evident.

21 Jan 2026 05:09 +0000

The less popular aspects of #Warframe and how I think they could be improved:

19 Jan 2026 13:01 +0000

I was already cringe enough being a milk drinker fuck you Gubbermint

18 Jan 2026 07:26 +0000

Recommend me literally any game to speedrun! I want to do more speedruns this year, but I have no idea what to play! #speedrun

08 Jan 2026 02:01 +0000

I'm still making stuff on another website btw 👀

15 Dec 2025 03:46 +0000

They call me Soft Shell, like the taco, or perhaps, the turtle.

13 Dec 2025 02:56 +0000

Yo momma so short she got stomped by a goomba. Yo momma so fat she collapsed bowsers arena without touching the axe. Yo momma so stupid she asked which aisle she could buy delfino.

12 Dec 2025 15:35 +0000

It cold

11 Dec 2025 21:42 +0000

“Wow! I couldn’t have done better if I tried!” <— Looking at something I tried very hard on.

11 Dec 2025 04:18 +0000

Is it a red flag to stream 10 hours of Warframe in a single day? Don’t care. Will continue to do it.

08 Dec 2025 18:08 +0000

Hawkway tuah that thanger zone

07 Dec 2025 05:28 +0000

Moving to the cunty, gonna eat a lot of penis