30-something Man-thing who tells puns and does funny voices. Secretly dozens of raccoons in a suit of armor. VoteBlueNoMatterWho, also ACABhttps://bsky.app/profile/azurepirostyle.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/azurepirostyle.bsky.social/post/3mlkasmz3tc2aAs someone who's read Dungeon Crawler Carl, it really feels like the 'Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore' item is the modern day version of "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON".11 May 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:i24cjffaecspmlijsrxg5bse/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkasmz3tc2a