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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Politics afficionado, writer, former finance professional. Dabble in comedy. Animal lover. Proud Leftist 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇪🇺</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social</link><title>@newchris.bsky.social - Chris Jones</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljzvy25p7c2s</link><description>Labour wants to slash welfare spending before taxing the super-rich? Utterly obscene. The UK is broken enough—this will only make it worse. People won’t stand for it. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, what the hell are you thinking? #TaxTheRich</description><pubDate>10 Mar 2025 15:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljzvy25p7c2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljl7j4ekkc2p</link><description>Cashier: will you be enjoying Pancake Day tonight, sir?&#xA;Me: No, I&#39;ve foolishly just started a diet!&#xA;Cashier: I&#39;m going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict.&#xA;Me: Oh, that&#39;s where I&#39;ve gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2025 19:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljl7j4ekkc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljl76y4oa22p</link><description>Zelensky may not wear a suit, but Emperor Trump has no clothes at all!</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2025 19:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljl76y4oa22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljbhz4tfdc2r</link><description>Lindsey Graham is a full and complete laughing stock.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 22:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljbhz4tfdc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljbereyye22c</link><description>Congratulations to Russia, on winning the Cold War.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 21:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljbereyye22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljbazov5f22u</link><description>Trump is identical to my narcissistic grandfather. Same facial expressions, intimidation tactics, everything. He literally gives me nightmares, but here we are.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 20:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljbazov5f22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb5vsgpek2u</link><description>&#34;You should be thanking us&#34; is the tiniest dick energy.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 19:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb5vsgpek2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb5mcqvnc2u</link><description>For those not viewing this through the psychopathology lens: Vance&#39;s complaints about &#34;litigating in front of the American media&#34; are classic abuser rhetoric. There&#39;s no greater sin than to air the dirty laundry publicly. We are in an era of global trauma inflicted by people like he and his boss.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 19:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb5mcqvnc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb4c5figk2u</link><description>Hey @cnn.com, it wasn&#39;t a shouting match. It was two angry men and a calm one.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 19:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb4c5figk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb44cvsmc2u</link><description>Trump is like my old granddad - reads half a tabloid once a week and thinks he&#39;s a political genius.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 19:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb44cvsmc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb3yasxoc25</link><description>The USA didn&#39;t even have a century on top and now it&#39;s back to isolation. Trust me, it&#39;s about to shrivel like Trump&#39;s tiny balls. Amazing how weak the system was in the face of a pathological personality.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 19:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb3yasxoc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb3tttdm225</link><description>I don&#39;t actually believe this was on purpose. I just think Trump doesn&#39;t care except for how he can spin the outcome into positive coverage. Vance swallows whatever Trump regurgitates. Trump&#39;s attitude is &#34;fellate me like Starmer did or I won&#39;t help you.&#34; Zelensky should rally the EU.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 19:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb3tttdm225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3ljb35ssu2k25</link><description>If I were Zelensky, I would&#39;ve said, &#34;touch my arm one more time.&#34;</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2025 18:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb35ssu2k25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lipuud5sws2l</link><description>Trump&#39;s plan is not to sell Ukraine security for half their mineral wealth, it&#39;s to let Russia take Ukraine in exchange for half the mineral wealth.&#xA;&#xA;Europe needs to unify quickly or there will be a new Berlin Conference in Moscow and it will be picked apart.</description><pubDate>21 Feb 2025 22:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lipuud5sws2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3li2iuu3aqc2b</link><description>Spent an hour recording my bird feeder in North London, and it&#39;s a peaceful watch! This 4K video captures blue tits, great tits, wood pigeons, and a robin enjoying the feeder.&#xA;&#xA;If you love birdwatching,  check it out! 🎥&#xA;&#xA;🔗 Watch here: youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok&#xA; #BirdFeeder #UKBirds&#xA;https://youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok</description><pubDate>13 Feb 2025 10:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3li2iuu3aqc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lhdqflbsak2e</link><description>Making The Sims unavailable for Mac is like making grass unavailable for cows. &#xA;&#xA;We&#39;ve mooved on from PCs.</description><pubDate>04 Feb 2025 09:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhdqflbsak2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lhbbz4rl7s2i</link><description>Goodnight, American soft power. #USAID</description><pubDate>03 Feb 2025 10:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhbbz4rl7s2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lgeheeex4c26</link><description>&#34;The United States will leave the World Health Organization, President Donald Trump said on Monday, saying the global health agency had mishandled the COVID-19 pandemic and other international health crises.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;RIP irony.</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 22:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgeheeex4c26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lgc7baa2s22k</link><description>A 50% increase in subscription price, eh, @microsoft.com ?</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 01:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgc7baa2s22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lg6tbw7jjk2m</link><description>WELCOME FASCISTS 😂</description><pubDate>20 Jan 2025 17:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6tbw7jjk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lg6rkywkh22k</link><description>If you are a Trump voter with a net worth of less than $10m, you&#39;ve been had. Good luck.</description><pubDate>20 Jan 2025 16:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6rkywkh22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lg6qxbmoic2k</link><description>Just glimpsed the inauguration. What a bunch of decrepit, amoral wastrels.</description><pubDate>20 Jan 2025 16:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6qxbmoic2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lfud2kgpsc2w</link><description>Watching the covid inquiry.&#xA;&#xA;Matt Hancock is just FULL of shit. It&#39;s on trend, I suppose.</description><pubDate>16 Jan 2025 12:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfud2kgpsc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lfrxdmwxvk2c</link><description>Anti-sanity protesters protesting in favour of a climate emergency today in Bounds Green, London. &#xA;&#xA;&#34;The climate always changes. It&#39;s not your fault.&#34;</description><pubDate>15 Jan 2025 14:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfrxdmwxvk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/newchris.bsky.social/post/3lf6zsopmbc2u</link><description>Are people going to stand up to Trump, or what? He&#39;s literally destabilising the world with Musk, and they know how to profit from chaos.</description><pubDate>08 Jan 2025 01:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i32epdvzeko7vo67uucttet7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf6zsopmbc2u</guid></item></channel></rss>