Emotionally allergic to pineapples. Very questionable aesthetics.https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3mstsi5s7is2wI need @itsjustvybe.bsky.social in a cunty Ancient Aliens look like… yesterday.11 Aug 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstsi5s7is2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3mh7ibgi2bs2lI remember the first time my mom saw X-Men she was like “Rogue had it easy, imagine if your power was always knowing what gay men were thinking about you?” And I never forgot that.16 Mar 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7ibgi2bs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3mgqbsf5vls2sGawdland and Lawrence Cheney in the same room would probably kill Ru Paul.10 Mar 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqbsf5vls2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3mbq4lh6hzk2uWho is a movie character that you feel protective of? That you wouldn’t hesitate to stab a bitch for? Mine is Faramir. https://media.tenor.com/m037vYNQbGAAAAAC/faramir-lotr.gif?hh=246&ww=49806 Jan 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbq4lh6hzk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3mbdpaofgjs2hI’ve reached that age where NYE has become “Please keep it down, it’s a week night.”01 Jan 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbdpaofgjs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3m42h5u4jyc2jDominic Monaghan hasn’t aged a damn day and I think we should all be worried about where that ring is at.25 Oct 2025 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3m42h5u4jyc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3m34auig2hk24I know it used to be trendy to hate on Nickelback but don’t lie to yourself and tell me that “Someday” isn’t an absolute banger of a song.13 Oct 2025 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34auig2hk24https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lvtxms4qkc2zSocial media sites need an option to just report something as annoying because “Anyone here in *insert year here*?” comments on YouTube videos make me want to kill someone.08 Aug 2025 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtxms4qkc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lugkafa5uk2iWent on a date with an actor I had a huge crush on in the early 00’s. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2025 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lugkafa5uk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lubbli4ank2gHey @itsjustvybe.bsky.social, my blind ass can’t find your merch. LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.18 Jul 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lubbli4ank2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3ltprq7x7fs2rI may be 35 but holy shit do I love kpop. https://media.tenor.com/AD-mk02Nt70AAAAC/yoojeongyeon-jungyeon.gif?hh=450&ww=45011 Jul 2025 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltprq7x7fs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lt4b7kizic2eI’m like if you tried to teach Fozzy Bear about serious adult responsibilities.04 Jul 2025 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt4b7kizic2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lrr4oiz2rs23I can meet a certified celebrity heartthrob and still not act as foolish as I would if I ever ran into David Spade.16 Jun 2025 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrr4oiz2rs23https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lqodtontvc2bThe only time I ever did confession at church I told the priest that my sin was not telling a girl her skirt was on backwards at school. I was 8 and I don’t regret it.03 Jun 2025 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqodtontvc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lpuxe7vq2c2lMy office allows us to watch videos and listen to whatever we want on our phones while we work so I feel no need to apologize for how incredible Bosco’s boobs look when I watch #AllStars10. It’s not my problem.24 May 2025 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpuxe7vq2c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lpskojj44c2vI’ve posted this on Goth Day every year for 16 years. I will never stop.23 May 2025 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpskojj44c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lmvdiqim2c2cOnce again, it’s that lovely time of year where I have to explain OnlyFans expenses to my tax lady.16 Apr 2025 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmvdiqim2c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3llwpwe4aw222There aren’t many bad moods that suddenly being able to do a backflip can’t fix.03 Apr 2025 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwpwe4aw222https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3llumqqvu5c2nMy stepdad taught me a lot of the essentials like how to drive and stuff but the most life changing thing I ever learned from him was to put mustard on your grilled cheese sandwiches.03 Apr 2025 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3llumqqvu5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3llcrn2gs6k25Been a real big fan of blueberries lately.26 Mar 2025 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3llcrn2gs6k25https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3llaboknn7227John told me happy birthday on every possible social platform. Meanwhile, my own brother forgot. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3llaboknn7227https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3llablbnxgk27People who comment on old YouTube videos just to say “2025 anyone?” wipe from back to front and I refuse to explain myself further.25 Mar 2025 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3llablbnxgk27https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lkokfmaedk2iI’m a millennial, I will always love my Uggs. You can pry them off my warm dead feet.18 Mar 2025 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkokfmaedk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lkbw5m7wz226She told you that shit off camera in confidence and you chose to air it in lipstick? That was so unnecessary that it doesn’t even make good TV.13 Mar 2025 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkbw5m7wz226https://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3ljdyaahsxs2cMy mom just used her first emoji in a text and I need everyone to know that.01 Mar 2025 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdyaahsxs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lhmmwmtmmk2aBabymonster coming to LA in March has me screaming in Korean. Which I don’t even know.07 Feb 2025 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhmmwmtmmk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lgwrxtrdus2hFor the record, I’m either marrying a man named Noel or birthing one of my own. There is no compromise.30 Jan 2025 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwrxtrdus2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sailormoonsault.bsky.social/post/3lgwrecopvc2hMy headcanon is Bring Me the Horizon’s Wonderwall only got the stamp of approval from Liam because they cut out Noel’s arpeggios.30 Jan 2025 05:38 +0000at://did:plc:i36vzeaz6shwputvvfep2l6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwrecopvc2h