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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Writer, Screenwriter, curmudgeon, painfully liberal.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com</link><title>@josephpaulhaineswriter.com - Joseph Paul Haines</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3mlgfw73nkk2q</link><description>&#34;There was nothing that didn’t belong to him, or couldn’t, should Lorcan feel the desire. The world was a better place for people like him, and that wasn’t ego. It was scientifically proven by the most advanced algorithms to ever exist.&#34;&#xA;Until the algorithm bleeds. &#xA;#MicroFiction #Dystopian</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 14:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgfw73nkk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3mkutszwqlk2u</link><description>Directive 010: Mislaid. A Ten disappears. His nanites notice. His concufriend notices. 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Two weeks on Putin sanctions.  Forget TACO.  How about, “Two Weeks Away Trump,” or, you know, “TWAT.”  &#xA;&#xA;Works for me.</description><pubDate>21 Jun 2025 14:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls4qcmmzf22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lrxtlm4qek2g</link><description>In case you were having a good day, remember that at this very moment a religious zealot, a warmonger (unjustifiable) with a (justifiable) persecution complex, and an infantile, orange megalomaniac are all that stand between us and war in the Middle East. &#xA;&#xA;Have a nice day.</description><pubDate>19 Jun 2025 15:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrxtlm4qek2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lrpt6y2iqc2f</link><description>https://www.facebook.com/share/1CAthi2ewj/?mibextid=wwXIfr</description><pubDate>16 Jun 2025 10:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrpt6y2iqc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lrpt5xwgcc2f</link><pubDate>16 Jun 2025 10:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrpt5xwgcc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lrid4pocdk2j</link><description>Happy Paraskevidekatriaphobia Day!</description><pubDate>13 Jun 2025 11:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrid4pocdk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lpjtlitoqs2h</link><description>“You know you are living in a fascist country when you are constantly going over reasons in your head why YOU are safe.”</description><pubDate>19 May 2025 15:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpjtlitoqs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3loeu3yusf22p</link><description>Huckleberry is happy as well, but for the Hucka-Hucka Burnin’ Love, chillin’ is his happy place.</description><pubDate>04 May 2025 22:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3loeu3yusf22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3loetv7xkbc2p</link><description>Miss Molly is happy.</description><pubDate>04 May 2025 21:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3loetv7xkbc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3load2ejaos25</link><pubDate>03 May 2025 02:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3load2ejaos25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lo7s255rk22a</link><description>I was shot at and stabbed in the line of duty and the draft dodger-in-chief wants to take away Veteran’s Day?  &#xA;&#xA;Not just no. &#xA;&#xA;Fuck no.</description><pubDate>02 May 2025 21:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo7s255rk22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lnbt6jc2t225</link><description>I’m here to end the debate once and for all.  Sean of the Dead IS an Easter movie.</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2025 23:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbt6jc2t225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/josephpaulhaineswriter.com/post/3lnblq4wmds2s</link><description>I hope you all are in the spirit of the holiday and watching plenty of zombie movies!</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2025 21:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:i676db5vjxoyjja4oll4echd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnblq4wmds2s</guid></item></channel></rss>