Writer of the serialized psychedelic sci-fi comedy Tombstoned. Altweekly vet (ret.). wyattduvall.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lmwrnaglqk2m“Your impotence to combat unchecked wealth and opulence is showing in every mean girl Katy Perry meme you post.”—The Man in the Rat-faced Mask and Honeysuckle Breath16 Apr 2025 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmwrnaglqk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lmrulke44s2kThe radiator repair man is finally out of the house, and I can go back to being my authentic self14 Apr 2025 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrulke44s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lmhikynlrk2dWriting? How quaint. Why aren’t you organizing rallies, sit ins, marches? [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2025 12:21 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmhikynlrk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lmhicu32rc2dNor is what you may find in libraries [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2025 12:17 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmhicu32rc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lmezjr2e4c2eIt’s not like you’re going to do anything about it09 Apr 2025 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmezjr2e4c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lm5p5k43sk2w“A protest that fails to make the castle walls tremble is no protest at all. It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.” — The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2025 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5p5k43sk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lm5ovpwbbs2w“A protest that fails to make the castle walls tremble is no protest at all. It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.” — The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath06 Apr 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5ovpwbbs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3llw6i5r4xs2n03 Apr 2025 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3llw6i5r4xs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3llu5jnzod22mhttps://www.postandcourier.com/politics/trump-store-tariff-impact-sc-myrtle-beach/article_9ecd0674-e8b8-4828-88b7-c31a98124442.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2RiDX6VQI2DccLsJhZaHiG4bhg_WNLB1SXoNdewR2ig_ip4JsaTwhezzA_aem_kc28l7OBI8S_zGZejpRiYA#i8dcs0xazqe89g943y19n5gp5ofsgyohr02 Apr 2025 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3llu5jnzod22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lltg36utoc27Weekend plans02 Apr 2025 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lltg36utoc27https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3llomvytalk2l“Chlorine Gas for Colds”31 Mar 2025 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3llomvytalk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3llgu6dz5gs27Little known fact: despite having Orson Welles attached to direct and star as Wolverine, Hollywood’s first attempt at an X-men movie was cancelled shortly before filming began bc of budgetary concerns28 Mar 2025 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3llgu6dz5gs27https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3llc4euz3e225Weekend plans26 Mar 2025 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3llc4euz3e225https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ll7fftarts2iWait until the author finds out about the 200+ years of genocide, slavery, and Jim Crow [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2025 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7fftarts2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ll7fawotic2iThe more you know [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2025 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7fawotic2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ll7f7lz7c22iSlender Man got stuck in a tree again25 Mar 2025 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7f7lz7c22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ll765ex2m226Come to daddy25 Mar 2025 11:28 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll765ex2m226https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ll4oox7ajk2oOtto Greiner - Der Morser, 190024 Mar 2025 11:47 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll4oox7ajk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ll2nw66qg226What 5 writers combined to make you? Hunter S Thompson Philip K Dick Douglas Adams Stan Lee Alan Moore23 Mar 2025 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2nw66qg226https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lkyainlpcs2j22 Mar 2025 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkyainlpcs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lkxstcf7gc25Yes. Read all the banned books. And then start reading all the really troubling and dangerous ones. The manifestos. The smut. The guides to anarchy and destruction. The mind-melting, personality changing works of transcendental weirdness. The path to freedom is through the muck and mire. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Mar 2025 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkxstcf7gc25https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3ljzszymljs2yI invite you to read Tombstoned, the story of drug-addled hitman Buck Sparkman and his dog Terry as they face pizza delivery superheroes, satanic frat boys, and homicidal coffee makers in the living dead city of Hellsboro. Parts I through XVI of the sci-fi genre-bender are live: wyattduvall.com.10 Mar 2025 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljzszymljs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lk6v5k442224“There comes a point in the downward slide of the human condition when a man ceases to be a man. He may still walk erect, but it is principally a matter of skeletal arrangement, not ethics.”-Harlan Ellison12 Mar 2025 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk6v5k442224https://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lkvc5lpsjk2sBeing the misadventures of drug-addled hitman Buck Sparkman as he navigates a world of squid ink social media monsters, pizza delivery superheroes, and flesh-eating foodies. Tombstoned Parts I-XVI are available now. It’s free and optimized for smart phone reading.21 Mar 2025 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkvc5lpsjk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lkv53ge6d22tThe Democrats aren’t going to do anything, are they?21 Mar 2025 11:43 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkv53ge6d22thttps://bsky.app/profile/cwyattduvall.bsky.social/post/3lkv4mp4apc2tBe the squirrel [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Mar 2025 11:35 +0000at://did:plc:i6fzk2bkfixmskosv6fbdycg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkv4mp4apc2t