she/they | Writer. Gamer. Horror nerd. Feminist. Incorrigible. | Author of IN BLOOD AND DUTY BOUND, published by Falstaff Books | WIP: Book 2 in the Final Queen of Ombratos serieshttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mtnjnkizqs2mFor the official record, I clocked the CHEWING GUM reference on my first viewing of the magnificent #MotherMary Also, watching #AnneHathaway and #MichaelaCoel spar on-screen is like watching Ali fight Foreman or Frazier, two powerhouses bringing it all to the table. 😍😍😍22 Aug 2026 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtnjnkizqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mtmkijay7k2uI used to ask guys on dating sites three quick questions of varying humor/importance: 1) Cubs, White Sox, or Cardinals? 2) Trek or Wars? 3) Han or Greedo? Used to! Until a total psychopath answered "Greedo." I remain frightened and disturbed to this day. #nerdworldproblems21 Aug 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmkijay7k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mtkvypxo3s26I'd love to see a heavily fictionalized bio pic about Mary Shelley! A truly modernized Prometheus, brought back to life by the writing team of #MikeFlanagan and #KateSiegel, directed by Flanagan. And, in the role of Mary Shelley is... Wait for it! #RuthCodd https://static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce929193df3c242ac34b5654d2ce/cd/ab/Kwj1Bg39.gif?hh=240&ww=480&mp4=VXYVOLaYpYsiiCI&webm=dIglj4RWj4fV3s2TV21 Aug 2026 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkvypxo3s26https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3msefpo34nk2eEveryone can stop looking. I have officially found the world's most insane name. Pronounced "Julie," this poor woman's name is Jewelee. JEWELEE. https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/57/9d/vhBX56YF.gif?hh=469&ww=498&mp4=L8aci9mhluoUnMtWiT&webm=4oqUj24BnfM4DFiX05 Aug 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3msefpo34nk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mqupwkeh6s23Sand is just basically sad glitter. #DeepThoughts17 Jul 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqupwkeh6s23https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mqffh4dhb22cWatching #TyraBanks and #LawRoach sitting together on the #ProjectRunway judging panel is like watching someone push a powder keg closer and closer to a bonfire! It's terrifying and thrilling! Also, I see the shady-ass #ChyronCrew over at PR have been given carte blanche, and I APPROVE! 🤣🤣🤣11 Jul 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqffh4dhb22chttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mpmj6slqys27Few things make me feel as cool and invincible as I do when I make a last-second hatch escape, especially against a camper/tunneling Killer! #DeadByDaylight #HatchEscape #Qu'est-ceQueC'est #LaMagieDesSurvivants01 Jul 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmj6slqys27https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mpjy4ntrdk2eThere is not enough NOPE in the Universe for this. https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/netflix-revives-gene-wilders-voice-with-ai-new-wonka-reality-series-2026-06-30/30 Jun 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjy4ntrdk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mp63tkyhhs2bSome days you have amazing epiphanies! And some days you just suddenly understand why anyone would ever use the smiling poop emoji! Life is truly a wonder.26 Jun 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp63tkyhhs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mooqz4j6bc2nI'm amazed & shocked by the number of people who are still amazed & shocked when Netflix cancels anything! Best guess? Netflix places rats in a maze, & if they find a treat/show, it's renewed. If they don't, it's cancelled. Then again, even that would probably be more consistent... #Netflix #Cancel20 Jun 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mooqz4j6bc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3moebrvv2ak2t#DeadByDaylight stats for their 10th anniversary! These #s are kinda like McD's # served, except twisted 😁😁😁 This is one of my "relaxing" games, too. Go fig! 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️15 Jun 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moebrvv2ak2thttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mnoet7kaxk2rAnthony Head passed away. He came up yesterday in my music shuffle, singing "Standing," which got a few replays. Goodbye to you, too, Mr. Head. You were always disarming, for good or for evil, in a wonderfully British way, and please, please, PLEASE have sung with Rebecca Waddingham just once 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️❤️❤️07 Jun 2026 04:55 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnoet7kaxk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mmdamofh5s2pI am incandescent with rage about the series finale for THE BOYS. Not only was it bad, but they cancelled GEN V for NO REASON. None. For that reason alone, THE BOYS finale belongs among the worst of the worst, like DEXTER or HIMYM. Which, for me, means rewriting the ending for my head canon. 😢😢😢21 May 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmdamofh5s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mlwb2xmkb226I'm celebrating Erin Day tomorrow, basking in amazement and relief at having survived another crazy trip around our poorly named daystar. Anyway, I made a playlist for the festivities. Please to enjoy! bit.ly/42yDTqh http://bit.ly/42yDTqh15 May 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwb2xmkb226https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mlwaufj4ts26Halleloo, sister! [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwaufj4ts26https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mlm5jm6lsk2yI'm ADHD-flavored & a word nerd, so names/words carry A LOT of weight with me. Bad People get nicknames b/c I don't want their true names in my mouth. Flip side, Good People get nicknames borne by affection. Point is, I'll NEVER celebrate a "birthday" again. However, Erin Day SHALL BE GLORIOUS! 😁😎😋11 May 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm5jm6lsk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3ml5godv5mc2nI'm looking for something that functions in the opposite way from a Google Alert. Like, I want to--from my perspective--wipe someone off the face of the Internet. Is that possible? A Google Wipe or something...06 May 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5godv5mc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mjn744xjzc26On THE BOYS, I've decided that Billy Butcher's supe name should be "Doc Ick" and Ashley Barrett's should be "The Substance." Thoughts? #TheBoys #Butcher #Ashley #BillyButcher #AshleyBarrett #KarlUrban #ColbyMinifie #DocIck #TheSubstance16 Apr 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjn744xjzc26https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mj3iqkig5227Does anyone know who's doing the makeup of the always fabulous #AnneHathaway rn?? B/c someone is beating that fab mug to death the house down boots! And SHOOTS! For days! Protip: Don't let Anne/Andy's fabulous bangs/fringe fool you. Bangs are a BAD IDEA 99% of the time. #YouCantHandleTheFringe09 Apr 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3iqkig5227https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mhe7zae2ys2kSCOTLAND!! ❤️❤️❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼 https://bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-5162988018 Mar 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhe7zae2ys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mh7lhxuulc2kIt is a TRAGEDY that not a single "It's Franken-SCHTEEEN!" joke was made last night at the Oscars. They claim to value the history of filmmaking, and yet... 😢😢😢 #Oscars #AcademyAwards #MelBrooks #GeneWilder #YoungFrankenstein #NeverForget16 Mar 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7lhxuulc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mgnuf6uxxs2fMicro-FanFic for NEW GIRL: Nick and boy-child from future vision are out of the house for the night, so Jess decides to pour herself a glass of pink wine, slips into the tub, and finally starts streaming that hilarious movie the boys from the loft used to joke about, SE7EN. #NewGirl #MicroFanFic09 Mar 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnuf6uxxs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mgivgvujnk2hHey, yinz! If #Crystal doesn't win this season of #DragRace, then there is truly no justice in this world! #SeeCrystal #RPDR #Living4Crystal07 Mar 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgivgvujnk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mg6rbuaiqk26#SonequaMartinGreen belongs in THE BOYS/GEN V universe somewhere, don't you think? There's something about her acting/comedic delivery that feels like it belongs ther. In an AWESOME way, of course! #JustSayin #TheBoys #GenV #CrossingTheStreams03 Mar 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6rbuaiqk26https://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3merkeezjrc2eYou KNOW these ladies would have observed 😘😘😘🩷🩷🩷👑👑👑 #GalentinesDay #UterusesBeforeDuderuses https://media.tenor.com/IOMa0eumjZUAAAAC/laugh-lol.gif?hh=382&ww=49813 Feb 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3merkeezjrc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3md2kfnwnm22cI'm at a "staged concert" performance of Lionel Bart's OLIVER! The instrumentalists are warming up onstage, which sounds like a bunch of children were given meth and then let loose in a music store. If it doesn't cease soon, I'm gonna go full-ham on everyone with an oboe. #StayTuned #Newsat1123 Jan 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3md2kfnwnm22chttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mcvh4tu5bk2wDo you ever have moments when you're reminded of a movie you once watched, but instead of remembering it in bits and pieces, your brain just hands you the whole thing in the form of a mashed-up blob? Asking for a me. 😜😜😜21 Jan 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcvh4tu5bk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/erinsbales.bsky.social/post/3mcimufcqyc2cAlso, I cannot and--do not--recommend any of the US seasons of THE TRAITOR. First off, too many Bravo faces I don't recognize. Secondly, they brought on Boston Rob as an option! Who would volunteer to go against one of SURVIVOR's GOATs? Bottom line: the US producers don't know what they're about.15 Jan 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:i6pg54pwayf4kfcse433fxmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcimufcqyc2c