He/Him Bills Mafia Nothing but pills and ashes under my skinhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvyd4vn3y22uWe are a deeply unserious country [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Sep 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvyd4vn3y22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvycjrgogc2uThe Bills should be about 100 point favorites over the Chargers next week20 Sep 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvycjrgogc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvy65crbfs2iDear hotels, I know you don't want people smoking in your bathrooms, but we also poop in there. Please give us the vent fans back. thank you for your attention to this matter20 Sep 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvy65crbfs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvy5bz6vek2iCan we get Google maps or Waze or whatever to add an option for "take me to next public restroom on my route"? I don't want to turn around and go to a McDonald's three miles back, I want the NEXT bathroom without taking me off my current route. Why is that too much to ask?20 Sep 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvy5bz6vek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvuzopz5qk2hBREAKING: RFK Jr announces that the CDC has opened a new office staffed entirely by ghost hunters to investigate measles outbreaks19 Sep 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuzopz5qk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvtx2kdmss2hHas anyone done this, but with owners and players/former players19 Sep 2026 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtx2kdmss2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvtvdqbft22eSometimes I forget I'm watching regular law and order episodes instead of SVU and I keep trying to figure out what the sexual thing is when there is none19 Sep 2026 04:55 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtvdqbft22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvqomc6oxc2aMy old ass thought HYROX was cookies17 Sep 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqomc6oxc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvqeqxpw5c2sSame, but a liquor store [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqeqxpw5c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvqef3457k2sYour friends didn't put you in this situation, Ed. You put yourself in this situation by refusing to stand up for your friends. Die mad you DARVO dork. https://okmagazine.com/p/ed-sheeran-furious-thrown-under-bus-friends-macklemore-controversy-tour/17 Sep 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqef3457k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvoperd2dk2zI know she doesn't want it, but if she ever did, Miss Rachel can get it. Respectfully17 Sep 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoperd2dk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvop2ol56c2zMy man looks like Dwight Schrute with a concussion @kevinmkruse.bsky.social [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvop2ol56c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvoovxglnc2z$37 concert tickets. $11 double grey goose and tonics. Buffalo is the best city in the world!!!17 Sep 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoovxglnc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvoorrg2ak2zI might have had too many drinks17 Sep 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoorrg2ak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvoo7g7dj22zThe communal experience of live music cannot be matched. Do yourself a favor and go see live music this weekend, whether it's at a giant Stadium or a small bar with 20 people, it will reinvigorate your soul trust me17 Sep 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoo7g7dj22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvmfwiujck2wIf we're to believe Kash Patel then there has to be an abnormally large proportion of trafficking victims who seek a profession in law enforcement when compared to the rest of society. Is that a thing?16 Sep 2026 05:30 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmfwiujck2whttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvm5qfs5zk2wCaught an old episode of How I Met Your Mother and realized I'm Bob Saget now, not Josh Radnor.16 Sep 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm5qfs5zk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvm56pz4p22wHey Canada, if you guys are planning on changing the name of anything in order to get back at Trump for his Lake Ontario nonsense, can you do me a favor and name it after Obama. I think it might kill him16 Sep 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm56pz4p22whttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvm2o53cjk2wI have tomorrow off from work and I just took two gummies. I'm about to go full Mitch McConnell [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm2o53cjk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvkyvau4q22hI can't talk about the children being murdered because I need to protect the children is a cowardly take [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkyvau4q22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvks5qoads2hKash Patel is seriously saying that the FBI is no longer disqualifying applicants who engaged in bestiality because they were victims. https://static.klipy.com/ii/da290b156d64898341638f3c299e7478/3a/f0/5R9kuCj9.gif?hh=270&ww=480&mp4=ccEA8YgfkQqhUH&webm=kiDclAlkhKqf15 Sep 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvks5qoads2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjwv2eo322wIs that good or bad? Explain it to me like I'm poor. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjwv2eo322whttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjnqhtnnk2rI'm 49 years old and I've never been in a mosh pit. I have tickets to @frankturner.bsky.social on Wednesday. Should I get in the pit? What do you do in the pit? Just skip around in a circle and bump in to each other?15 Sep 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjnqhtnnk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjncwvll22rLook, I agree with what Macklemore is saying, but maybe he's not the best guy to be saying it.15 Sep 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjncwvll22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjmn5kfn22rIf you ask me to scratch your back it is up to you to put the Itchy part of your back where my hand is scratching. Don't yell at me cuz I'm not scratching the right spot. Put the spot there. I don't know where you itch.15 Sep 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjmn5kfn22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjls4kujc2rEvidently, Mitch McConnell is alive https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/71/a8/ULQxCfUN.gif?hh=305&ww=498&mp4=COGIzCjWb6BL&webm=1OkI2JCLiGzPqj0Gi15 Sep 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjls4kujc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjki27bpk2rI've been shitting on Mahomes all night because I'm a hater, but he deserves it. Just awful tonight.15 Sep 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjki27bpk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/curmudgejohn.bsky.social/post/3mvjkdx4uz22rThat's elder abuse [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:i76jn3kavyutmmpsexpqus3y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjkdx4uz22r