Bassoonist. Certified cat lady. Lily livered bleeding heart liberal. Two-time jeopardy champhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3musvuqqxoc2aWhenever I visit home there comes a point where I think man I love California I should move back, and then I have a horrifying experience on the road and I’m reminded why I can’t handle it. Drivers are psychotic any more dude, it’s so scary out there06 Sep 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3musvuqqxoc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mun4dazvsk24An acquaintance (musician) wrote to me after they heard about my orchestra collapsing and said maybe I should try looking for work in the us. What a novel idea!!!! I’ve never considered that as an option before!!!! Not like I haven’t been trying to do that for 20 fucking years!!! 👹👹👹👹👹👹03 Sep 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun4dazvsk24https://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mul5l2nr2c2wOk I beat my high score on my parents’ pac-man table so I have indeed accomplished something lately03 Sep 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul5l2nr2c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3muiaaelkek2eNow that I live in a chilly place I’m going through some old clothes I’d been holding on to and wow do I not ever want to wear skinny jeans again01 Sep 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiaaelkek2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mug6xna3gs2eI just got a new datebook since they have school year ones available which is a huge own goal because I already have been worrying that I have no gigs on the horizon and will never work again01 Sep 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mug6xna3gs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mu45etm4hc2sMillions of more important things out there but it also strikes me how stupid and uninspired the names are. Gulf of America. Lake America. There’s already an America let’s think a little harder hmm? You could at least call it lake Epstein or lake khomeini or whatever man [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu45etm4hc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mtwvpofcas2bMay we all try to be like Dolly Parton. What an icon. RIP25 Aug 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwvpofcas2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mtulm7aqns2iI was feeling guilty that I’m so grouchy here at home visiting my family but then I realized it’s 105°, obviously I’m fucking grouchy25 Aug 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtulm7aqns2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mtpmmp4pkk25Isla de sacrificios, Veracruz— close enough to shore to swim, forbidden to the public, rumors of a secret military site, definite site of human sacrifices [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpmmp4pkk25https://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mti5b5iwac23My friend just told me she asked chatgpt if the Rachmaninov symphonies have contra, it said yes, she HIRED SOMEONE, and there is no contra. Like20 Aug 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti5b5iwac23https://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mtcedrroks2nFirst time in almost a decade that I’m visiting my hometown while living in a place I want to live, it’s weird to not feel like I don’t want to leave17 Aug 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcedrroks2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mt2rwcljx22nIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m leukemia! [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2rwcljx22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3msor3r6nc22xA month or two ago one of my mutuals was talking about websites, and one of their mutuals said they’re launching a free open source platform— I signed up and planned to come back to it and I cannot remember what it’s called or find anything like that in my email. Does this ring a bell with anyone??09 Aug 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3msor3r6nc22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mselxuiw722jTwo days ago I got home from two weeks away and ordered a sandwich from a place I’d never been to, and it was so delicious that I am now considering ordering it for a third night in a row. Rosemary focaccia, chicken breast, avocado, spinach, pesto.05 Aug 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mselxuiw722jhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mryjyjiz3s2qI had three rehearsals today and I was sight reading for one of them and playing Stravinsky in another and I keep wondering why I’m tired01 Aug 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mryjyjiz3s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mrsavdaa7k2pWorking with a female conductor this week and I would walk through fire for her29 Jul 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsavdaa7k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mrsaj4uqoc2pTHIS SUMMER SO SWEET AND SO COLD [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsaj4uqoc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mrpof6ml3s2zDefinitely a good sign for humanity [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpof6ml3s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mro3e5rie22aOk so I’m really skeeved out by this airbnb transaction because I made a reservation and paid with paypal, had it refunded to paypal, and then a week later they made an ACH charge on my bank, not to paypal WTF???27 Jul 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro3e5rie22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mrlxl752vc2bI feel like businesses are just blatantly scamming now— I had an airbnb reservation that I canceled in time to get a refund, got the refund, and then a week later they charged me again. Like be so for real27 Jul 2026 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlxl752vc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mrgva55hxs2fOnly 11 women in the orchestra at my gig this week. Depressing.25 Jul 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgva55hxs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqvaf53dys2jWhy are air fryers essentially uncleanable?? Is that planned obsolescence18 Jul 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvaf53dys2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqsqnku7us2rWhen I lived in satan’s armpit I would flinch when my electric bill arrived and avoid opening it until the last possible day. Now it’s like $7 for two months17 Jul 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsqnku7us2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqs2lxhk4k2eI’m at immigration again today and it just baffles me how mad people in charge get when you aren’t following their uncommunicated rules about being in line. I know you say this 1000 times a day, but you haven’t said it to me, and there is no sign anywhere so16 Jul 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqs2lxhk4k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqpt76glwk2aI’ve had so many bad coffees lately I’m starting to worry I don’t like coffee any more15 Jul 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpt76glwk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqnvcphwvk2xTell that to the guys I beat on jeopardy [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqnvcphwvk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqnbuphprk2yI am a reluctant orderer of groceries but since I don’t have a car it really makes the most sense. I can get a lot of stuff within a couple blocks but not everything. I just got a notification that my courier is coming by bicycle and I feel like that’s crazy14 Jul 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqnbuphprk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqilkp7xnk24So apparently my shower isn’t draining today which I discovered while giving my plants rainforest time in the shower and now the bathroom is flooded13 Jul 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqilkp7xnk24https://bsky.app/profile/corybee.bsky.social/post/3mqfqr7oer22zThose blinding headlights [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:idpd7logpxdbqd6qkni32trp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfqr7oer22z