https://bsky.app/profile/simplegentleman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/simplegentleman.bsky.social/post/3mrx3h6i6d22pI keep seeing these claims that Mitch McConnell is dead but I don’t believe them because: 1. Turtles live for a very long time 2. Sometimes they just go in their shell and hide for a while31 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:idyq3rfzepxdrdksdo4m73p2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrx3h6i6d22phttps://bsky.app/profile/simplegentleman.bsky.social/post/3mpzqp6nvxs2g07 Jul 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:idyq3rfzepxdrdksdo4m73p2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzqp6nvxs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/simplegentleman.bsky.social/post/3mpzqdas5qk2g07 Jul 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:idyq3rfzepxdrdksdo4m73p2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzqdas5qk2g