Former baby. Future corpse. Comedianhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lolnr7cuas2aThis brewery tour looks like it’s going to be great fun, apart from the fact that every other person on the tour looks like the kind of person who’d do a brewery tour on a Wednesday afternoon.07 May 2025 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lolnr7cuas2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lmpwztsykc2gI would do literally ANYTHING to not be just completely exhausted for 12 consecutive hours.13 Apr 2025 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpwztsykc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3llygvdshkc2cI’ll give no context but my father has just said to me ‘if it weren’t for Bernie Clifton I’d have killed myself or someone else’04 Apr 2025 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3llygvdshkc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3llol3mf2hc2dThe 18th Century British Navy would be so pissed off at you all acting like life giving you lemons was a bad thing.31 Mar 2025 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3llol3mf2hc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3llf6pgxg6s2pImagine a TV show with Stephen Graham and Tom Hollander. Could be about anything and would be the greatest TV show ever. Stephen Graham and Tom Hollander in: ‘Posting a couple of letters and popping to Aldi’ runs for 10 series and wins every BAFTA and Emmy all 10 years. A modern masterpiece.27 Mar 2025 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf6pgxg6s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lifqiahv3s2jI’d change my name17 Feb 2025 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lifqiahv3s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lied6dige22jSure the whole thing is weird but the main takeaway for me is how basic Stormzy’s McDonalds order is.17 Feb 2025 08:26 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lied6dige22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3li65jt3v622iMaga lads hate it when you deadname the Gulf of America. Which is a lovely irony.14 Feb 2025 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3li65jt3v622ihttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lhlx2v563c2fWritten a kids tv show that will teach colonialism and Spanish. Conquista-Dora the Explorer07 Feb 2025 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhlx2v563c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lhdoeftrxk2gThe Northern Irish lad who works at the coffee shop on Brighton Station concourse is very simply the nicest man in the world.04 Feb 2025 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhdoeftrxk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lhbevgyu4s2mI truly think the best version of me is the optimistic idiot who prepares overnight oats before bed every night. He’s way better than the bacon sandwich coveting goblin that wakes up every morning.03 Feb 2025 10:54 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhbevgyu4s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lgo4z4fqgc2tEverytime they interview someone mega old they always say their secret is something like ‘4 fags a day, 9 raw eggs at 3am and never forgiving a grudge’.26 Jan 2025 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgo4z4fqgc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lgbfqhfbp227I’ll be completely honest, I reckon it’d take more than one rodeo for me to be totally au fait with it.21 Jan 2025 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgbfqhfbp227https://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lg2aguvtj22pemember my mum that was annoyed that the Gavin and Stacey finale didn’t end in a, and I use her words here, fatal bus crash? Well she’s just told me that she wasn’t overly keen on the film Wonka as she felt it was too skewed towards appealing to children. The film based on the children’s book.18 Jan 2025 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2aguvtj22phttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lfplftktws2cWhat is Biff Tannen’s favourite: 1: Filler word 2: Greeting 3: 2000’s rockish boy band?14 Jan 2025 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfplftktws2chttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lfhxqoabas2dI’ve never seen a single Three Musketeers adaptation where any of them even goes near a fucking musket.11 Jan 2025 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfhxqoabas2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lfbcqditjc2vI think we really overlook the fact that in episode 2 of Gavin and Stacey the armed police response unit point 3 assault rifles at Gavins head and it’s just never mentioned again.08 Jan 2025 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbcqditjc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lf3pel5wxc27Rule at every British funeral. One person has to turn up in a fleece and those trainers that are for hiking.06 Jan 2025 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf3pel5wxc27https://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3levr73svs22cMy 2 year old woke up at 5 and refused to go back to bed. She’s now demanding everyone play ‘pretend nap’ and I’ve never been angrier.04 Jan 2025 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3levr73svs22chttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lejmlzhwcc2rAdults in the UK reach 60 and then swap their tv remote for a collection of Rube Goldberg boxes that simultaneously are all necessary and yet also absolutely useless.30 Dec 2024 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lejmlzhwcc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lejlbqgbv22rI would happily advertise PomBear for 0 pounds. In fact I will. Pombears. Fantastic. Best crisp out there. But some.30 Dec 2024 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lejlbqgbv22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3leeix7xm6k2qMy mums just watched the Gavin and Stacey finale. SECONDS after it finished she turned to me and said ‘well where’s the finality, that’s not an ending!!’ I asked her what she’d expected. AND SHE SAID ‘I thought they’d all be in a bus crash’28 Dec 2024 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3leeix7xm6k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3lecsh6nzjk2vPlease help settle an argument. I’m not a huge fan of roulade (which was on offer) so instead opted for a few guylian shells with cream. Unconventional yes, but genius.27 Dec 2024 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lecsh6nzjk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3le5y2k3yxk2vI don’t care if it makes me basic, but I bloody love Gavin and Stacey and that was superb.25 Dec 2024 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3le5y2k3yxk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3le2ajhjwfk2pIf I ever discovered time travel, before I dealt with the big issues like Jack the Ripper or baby Hitler I would simply go back to 1995 and swap my dinner money for a three bed semi with a garden in central London.24 Dec 2024 10:31 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3le2ajhjwfk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3ldliralyd22kJust found a website where people have transcribed episode of Midsomer Murders. That’s all it is. Good odds the people who contribute have at least one item of clothing made out of a person.18 Dec 2024 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldliralyd22khttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3ld7p7eoflk2pNews written by a drunk AI: JFK’s nephew hates the polio vaccine.13 Dec 2024 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7p7eoflk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3ld7fu72ez22eThe Getting Ready song from Hey Duggee has absolutely no right to slap as hard as it does.13 Dec 2024 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7fu72ez22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3ld4td6mfns22It’s a completely undeniable law of the universe that the Boosts are always next to the Double Deckers.12 Dec 2024 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4td6mfns22https://bsky.app/profile/willduggan.bsky.social/post/3ld4p5n77zk22I have reached a new level of parental frustration. My 2 year old boldly DEMANDED, out of nowhere I may add, a cheese omelette. And was then FURIOUS at me for there being cheese in it.12 Dec 2024 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:iegsmvg3jsyyn6dd6v56bwpr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4p5n77zk22