comedian | host @superartfight l they/she 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | 31 | NEVER AI! | posts reflect the inner machinations of my enigmatic mind and not much elsehttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lqy7kkg4n22aI got a giant bag of kettle corn. might never leave the house again07 Jun 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqy7kkg4n22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lp5lfg6xgc2happarently wearing headphones and leaning against a wall means "come and talk to me, I've been waiting for you my whole life" to old men14 May 2025 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp5lfg6xgc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lozr7urztc2mcashier at the rofo held me hostage at the register until I guessed what video game franchise his tattoo was from 🥲13 May 2025 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lozr7urztc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lorzladyck2bdoes anyone else feel the need to rearrange all their furniture every three months or is it just me??10 May 2025 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lorzladyck2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmpjhjtblc25subtweeting the Pet ER because I wanted Peeps soo bad [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Apr 2025 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpjhjtblc25https://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmonatwles2kdeath is so cruel and absurd, not a fan!!13 Apr 2025 08:34 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmonatwles2khttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmnbghjhzc2gthis is neither here nor there but don't decorate with candy-themed decor if you're not also putting out a bowl of the candy you reminded me of!!!!12 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnbghjhzc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmnbee73lk2gextremely fucked up that pets have shorter lifepsans than we do12 Apr 2025 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnbee73lk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmf7lh62a22aoatmeal rats in cookie09 Apr 2025 14:35 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmf7lh62a22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmf5oa3sdk2ethe friend who buys the group tickets should be allowed to list their friends as dependents09 Apr 2025 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmf5oa3sdk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lmdgfxhzvk2rhave you ever tried...this one? *clamdips and runs over your corpse*08 Apr 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdgfxhzvk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3llacm5l6mc2ishotgunning a tiny plastic Oriole's cap full of dippin' dots in broad daylight would fix me25 Mar 2025 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3llacm5l6mc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lkyyamygs22jstop drinking bleach with a leech and come drink cyanide with a ride or die23 Mar 2025 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkyyamygs22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lk6w3thrwc2rsitting in the sun to improve my mental health and immediately cancelling it out by scrolling on my phone12 Mar 2025 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk6w3thrwc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lgkiv3bil22olook at him. this guy doesn't know what the hell is going on25 Jan 2025 08:34 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgkiv3bil22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lgh42addwc2cyou guys would tell me if I was on a list, right? RIGHT?!!24 Jan 2025 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgh42addwc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lfmxxc4vus2vtyped my work laptop password into my pc at home... I need a vacation13 Jan 2025 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfmxxc4vus2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lezz7kyxgs2zhootie has a cold :(06 Jan 2025 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lezz7kyxgs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3lengp66yhc26happy new year, don't look at my feet01 Jan 2025 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3lengp66yhc26https://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3ldzodwmddk2shello24 Dec 2024 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:ifmcndo7bqmh2r5koqx4woha/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldzodwmddk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/andieisonline.bsky.social/post/3ldcwaxumks2lLOVE cons! 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