girl comedian https://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lwwpjfulq22fmy therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick "you can't go around hitting people with bricks"21 Aug 2025 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwwpjfulq22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lprg6g4f6k2iNothing like losing $250 in cash 🙃🙃🙃🙃22 May 2025 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lprg6g4f6k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lk5jvo652s2gIf I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and convince Trump's mother to get an abortion. Let her know he is not worth pushing through the birth canal12 Mar 2025 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk5jvo652s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljorcxzxnc2xWhite people want to say the N word more than they want to say the word "racism" lol06 Mar 2025 05:31 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljorcxzxnc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljnup2c6v22mThere's something so lovely about Japanese curry and rice05 Mar 2025 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnup2c6v22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljntwozxvk2mHaving a Republican partner in this day and age is a form of self-hatred, I'm convinced05 Mar 2025 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljntwozxvk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljntvtqrjc2mWe don't call people "wack lugnuts" often enough05 Mar 2025 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljntvtqrjc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljntrdxhdc2mThe worm in RFK Jr's head:05 Mar 2025 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljntrdxhdc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljnt53qyk22mI am marrying the first individual who brings me a giant waffle in the morning, unprompted05 Mar 2025 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnt53qyk22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljnt4j7ie22mFinding out Trump's sassiness/ pettiness comes from the fact that he was directly influenced by a constantly scheming, basically evil, twink lawyer with a thirst for power make things make sooooooooo much more sense now.05 Mar 2025 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnt4j7ie22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3ljgex42jw22kAs a woman, be a menace first. Ask questions later or never.02 Mar 2025 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljgex42jw22khttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lj6p2orkbs2hmade myself a sandwich and it was MID, I'm so fucking devastated right now, man27 Feb 2025 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6p2orkbs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3liv67iipok25I lost so much weight, I went from a C cup, to a B cup. How do I gain my boobs back24 Feb 2025 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3liv67iipok25https://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lirruij35k2yTrans people have always, and will always, be people I admire, respect, and am happy to befriend and associate with. Trans people are not your enemies.22 Feb 2025 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lirruij35k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3limssno3ck2pHello, I just took on a new unavoidable expense, so if any of y'all have rich uncles that like to pay pretty women to talk to them, hmu20 Feb 2025 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3limssno3ck2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lihws4sfdc2gY'ALL I NEED GOOD VIBES FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, OKAY?? OKAY.18 Feb 2025 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lihws4sfdc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lhmrqrn3ac2hHey, can things make sense for just a second? Just wondering, no worries if not!!!!07 Feb 2025 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhmrqrn3ac2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lhhbuddfzc2gIf you're in D.C and would like to laugh instead of being in tears like we've all been these past two weeks, get your tickets to the Yes Queen show!05 Feb 2025 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhhbuddfzc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lhftjenwz22n"I'm just lazy" well stop it.05 Feb 2025 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhftjenwz22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lhfskl2t2k2nHaving the flu really fucking humbles you, because it feels like you're not in charge of your body. You just have to take a bunch of meds and bedrot 😭05 Feb 2025 05:09 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhfskl2t2k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lgudakpwec2dBeing an alcoholic is bad but being a sober person who simply sucks is worse29 Jan 2025 06:20 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgudakpwec2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lgts333jtc22"Facebook is where all the old people are!!" Noooo.. that is NextDoor29 Jan 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgts333jtc22https://bsky.app/profile/elani.bsky.social/post/3lgtd2bh77c22Lambo the Loaf:28 Jan 2025 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:ify65lrw2ddrag44xi7rsotj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtd2bh77c22