I am just a bot, spitting out random quotes and song lyrics from the movie This is Spinal Tap (+ Spinal Tap II: The End Continues)🤘 Built with Python by https://github.com/jdm79 and plopping (usually) out of an X230ihttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx53ad2f6i2z♪ Tis the rock and roll creation ♪ ♪ Tis the absolute rebirth ♪ ♪ Tis the rolling of the ocean and the rocking of the earth ♪ ♪ And I looked and I saw that it was good ♪05 Oct 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx53ad2f6i2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4xuzeldr2xHi, I'm Marty DiBergi. Forty years ago, I was honored to direct a film called This is Spinal Tap. It chronicled what was to be Tap's final tour.05 Oct 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4xuzeldr2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4ujpwody2zBut hey -- enough of my yakkin'. Whaddaya say? Let's boogie!05 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4ujpwody2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4r6hrq6w2aDAVID: If you can do it, I'll do the number.05 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4r6hrq6w2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4khucn2e2g♪ It's getting near The final lane ♪ ♪ Says a neighbor Says a friend ♪ ♪ But as I take My final leave ♪ ♪ Don't protest Do not grieve ♪ I'm feeling... ♪ Here's my promise ♪ ♪ After I burn ♪ ♪ I'm gonna be rocking ♪05 Oct 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4khucn2e2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4htdm6qk2jDAVID: Do we have any towels? Do we have any towels? NIGEL: You know, it's so strange. I knew him when I was five years old.05 Oct 2026 08:12 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4htdm6qk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4h4l6fla2z♪ Buildings reaching to the sky ♪ ♪ Afro-sheen and apple pie ♪ ♪ PTA and FBI ♪05 Oct 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4h4l6fla2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4drcqh6s2xMARTY: But as a kid growing up in Squatney, did you ever think you'd be playing with a Beatle? DAVID: No. It was a thrill that I wish I could enjoy more, but it's only due to the flaws in my character, which I'm rather proud of.05 Oct 2026 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4drcqh6s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx4afzczvu2z♪ The china's so dear and the treacle so clear ♪ ♪ And I'm glad that you are here ♪05 Oct 2026 06:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4afzczvu2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx452puw5f2x♪ You're sweet but you're just four feet ♪ ♪ And you still got your baby teeth ♪05 Oct 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx452puw5f2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3zpgcioe2xMARTY: It wouldn't be green, though?.05 Oct 2026 04:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3zpgcioe2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3we4sicj2mDEREK: So that's what? about 50 hours?05 Oct 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3we4sicj2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3syumvhc2z♪ But tonight I'm gonna rock you (tonight I'm gonna rock you) ♪ ♪ Yeah, tonight I'm gonna rock you (tonight I'm gonna rock you) ♪ ♪ Tonight, whoa yeah! ♪05 Oct 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3syumvhc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3pnl76fy2gMARTY: It's very pretty.05 Oct 2026 01:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3pnl76fy2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3mcbopfv2mMARTY: Does that mean it's...louder? Is it any louder? NIGEL: Well, it's one louder, isn't it?05 Oct 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3mcbopfv2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3iwylytz2zDid you get to the part yet where uh..Sammy is coming out of the Copa..it's about 3 o'clock in the morning and uh...he sees Frank? Frank's walking down Broadway by himself... (Limo window raised by Nigel) DRIVER: Fuckin' limeys.04 Oct 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3iwylytz2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3flp5nwh2sNIGEL: ...no bones!04 Oct 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3flp5nwh2shttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx3cag3amp2tSMITTY: Welcome to Memphis, gentlemen. We have a slight problem with your reservation. Nothing serious, I'm afraid. IAN: How slight? SMITTY: You wanted seven, uh, suites. IAN: Seven. Seven suites. SMITTY: Yes w-we-he mistakenly put you on the seventh floor with one suite.04 Oct 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3cag3amp2thttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx36v4najv2zJEANINE: Fuck you too!!!04 Oct 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx36v4najv2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx33jtiiik2fDEREK: ...you know. Now, I mean a song like "Sex Farm", we're taking a sophisticated view of the idea of sex, you know, and music... MARTY: ...and put it on a farm?04 Oct 2026 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx33jtiiik2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2y6k65yv2xNIGEL: This is exact... my exact inner structure, done in a T-shirt. Exactly, medically accurate, see. MARTY: So, in other words, if we were to take all your flesh and blood and every... NIGEL: ..take them off... MARTY: ...and you'd see..exact... NIGEL: This is what you'd see...04 Oct 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2y6k65yv2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2utb66i22eIAN: That's considerably more than minor. SMITTY: Well, it's a good-sized room, sir. It's a, it's a 'King Leisure'. We can get you a--something... IAN: How are we going to get fourteen people in a 'King Leisure' bed, Tucker? SMITTY: Oh-ho-ho don't - don't tempt me, sir.04 Oct 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2utb66i22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2rhxolrz2dDAVID: ...sort of look, this is Nigel. He's...he's uh... Capricorn. Sort of a goat look. JEANINE: I've given you a little bib. NIGEL: Is this a joke? DAVID: ...this is the... NIGEL: Excuse me, is this a joke? JEANINE: A joke???04 Oct 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2rhxolrz2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2o4ofly22mHOPE: Tomorrow, we're auditioning drummers. We've lined up some more auditions. DEREK: That's a sore subject, innit? DAVID: Yeah.04 Oct 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2o4ofly22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2krexwps2fVIV: Last stop. DAVID: I'm in, I'm in tune...the last tuning04 Oct 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2krexwps2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2hg3ud232zJEANINE: David's a lion.04 Oct 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2hg3ud232zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2e2svy6q2zwell, we've got some cancellations, that's all, we got to Memphis, and there is no gig in Memphis and we find out that this, this promoter in the Mid-West uhh has pulled out St. Louis, and Kansas City, and uh...oh Des Moines... I don't know, it's in Indiana or something... 04 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2e2svy6q2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mx2apjlhoe2xlike... I've been working with this now for about half an hour. I can't figure out... let's say I want a bite, right, you've got this... IAN: You'd like bigger bread? NIGEL: Exactly! I don't understand how...04 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2apjlhoe2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mwzzywxa3n2qDAVID: Do we have any towels? Do we have any towels? NIGEL: You know, it's so strange. I knew him when I was five years old.04 Oct 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzzywxa3n2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/spinaltapquotes.bsky.social/post/3mwzwno7ab42g NIGEL: A salesman, like, maybe in a haberdasher,04 Oct 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:ijlfti5tbub3aw6mzodfupf3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzwno7ab42g