“Well researched and completely unhinged” Host of NPR podcast network’s Health Wanted. MSchttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mm7hweoxyc2dIf you put people in mandatory quarantine & there’s no new cases it won’t be remembered as being safe over sorry, it’ll take about 30 seconds before the narrative becomes public health over reach & you spawn a new generation of people screaming “I will not comply” at the 1st whiff of novel disease. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 May 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7hweoxyc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mlr2vfp6kc2fIf the confirmed count is now 8, does that mean the American who tested positive and then negative twice was considered a false positive? Or someone else’s who was previously counted as confirmed has changed? [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr2vfp6kc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mlofvisq522fReally can’t believe how much time I’m having to take to explain that you can’t actually lock people up just because they were potentially exposed to an infectious disease. Even if you’re scared!12 May 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlofvisq522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mlbnuymegk23There’s a lot of bad, wrong, social media posts on hantavirus happening right now but the funniest one I’ve seen was a woman who said she had really bad news: while it’d previously been reported the incubation period could be as long as 8 weeks…she learned it could actually be up to 45 days!07 May 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbnuymegk23https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mi7yelgv2226Just caught up on the Pitt and I would like to point out Santos said “vaya con dios” to Robby as a “goodbye” which is exactly the last words Johnny Utah spoke to Bode when he paddled out for the last time…29 Mar 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7yelgv2226https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mgxasvbpp22xSorry! Had to come up with a valid excuse to keep Tom away lest he body everyone in trivia (which is now sold out 💅🏼). [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Mar 2026 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxasvbpp22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mg4glze7ik2mWhoever is picking the music for the San Diego departures terminal is diabolical. Sade? You did that on purpose.02 Mar 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4glze7ik2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mfggedqwjc2fAging is when you have the means to pay more for a faster uber because the bathroom line at the bar is too long.22 Feb 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfggedqwjc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mcispydri22aDo anyone check if it’s made of chocolate wrapped in foil? [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jan 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcispydri22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3mcdk3t3vi22rHad to go on X for the first time in a long time to see some bullshit Bobby was posting and WOWEEEE that place is a shit hole. Can’t believe anyone on the left is trying to convince people to stay13 Jan 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcdk3t3vi22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3m7o5t3at5c2oIs this because we keep Single White Woman-ing their vaccine schedule? [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Dec 2025 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7o5t3at5c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3m7aqi2vh4s2oI would like to buy Jason Goldman a drink. This is better than gloves off. This is gloves dipped in concrete.05 Dec 2025 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7aqi2vh4s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3m76nhpjksc22Actually sounds like she’s just blaming immigrants generally, saying hep b status report is very “voluntary” [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Dec 2025 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m76nhpjksc22https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3m76jrqpuec22How these dipshits can keep talking about comparing hep b vertical transmission in countries with universal healthcare to our country is making my nose bleed.04 Dec 2025 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m76jrqpuec22https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3m76ix3av6s22Potentially recommending kids get HBV antibody tests before additional doses is so wild. If parents hate seeing their kids get shots just WAIT until you have to watch a pediatric blood draw….04 Dec 2025 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m76ix3av6s22https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3m2tugchctc2nExtremely clarifying to learn this man is the way he is because he married a woman who believes she can talk to spirits/that trauma victims attract more trauma. Someone investigate what in Floridas water causes wives to channel their ambitions through their puppet husbands. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Oct 2025 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2tugchctc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lzhddoffus2yThe “kids are too medicated” crew and making more medications, without sufficient evidence, available for kids.22 Sep 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhddoffus2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lzhcb76flk2yI will say I do like RFK jr being visibly uncomfortable behind Trump as he riffs absolutely insane health recommendations.22 Sep 2025 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhcb76flk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz7qxarn5c2mWith the (very confusing) ACIP meeting concluding, I’m reminding everyone we have this spreadsheet that I would LOVE help updating (as I assume more state will declare their own rules about COVID access). If your state needs updating and has a public statement please tell me!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Sep 2025 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz7qxarn5c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz7lxgks2s2mSo…are the recommendations in changed from last year? Do we have no recommendations? Is it every state for themselves?19 Sep 2025 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz7lxgks2s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz7k64iwuk2nOk. Robert Malone being a voice of reason regarding what the ACIP legal authority is is…surprising.19 Sep 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz7k64iwuk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz7iawjq322sOk let’s say they approve this vote…in states that follow ACIP recs but don’t currently require a rx if you fall into the FDA approved groups, are those states going to require a rx now?19 Sep 2025 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz7iawjq322shttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz77k36nac2dMeissner saying vaccine uptake should factor into CDC recommendations is wild because a) many members of the ACIP are directly responsible for low vaccine uptake and b) many Americans don’t get the recommended amount of physical activity. Should we stop recommending physical activity?19 Sep 2025 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz77k36nac2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz6xogxhp22gDrinking every time they say “Gold Standard Science”19 Sep 2025 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6xogxhp22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz5crbxiwc22Soooo. MMRV is not longer available as a first dose but it’s still covered under VFC….but you can’t get it….but it’s covered?18 Sep 2025 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz5crbxiwc22https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz5cc3hyrc22Hey Dr Malone just quick FYI if you’re abstaining because you have a prior legal agreement to testify AGAINST MMRV vaccines that IS actually a conflict of interest.18 Sep 2025 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz5cc3hyrc22https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz5byv3wf222Someone genuinely suggested the language be “MMR and varicella be preferred, otherwise shared decision making” which is what the recommendations currently ARE. These people are a joke.18 Sep 2025 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz5byv3wf222https://bsky.app/profile/laurelbristow.bsky.social/post/3lz57rhaohs2jMalone is a really wearing the hot dog suit when he’s talking about mistrust of vaccines.18 Sep 2025 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:ijpdhj7i3flkpzzznbypkjfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz57rhaohs2j