Comedy writer. Rep'd by JFL. BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326 www.linktr.ee/tomworsley www.tomworsley.co.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mvcyhx64es2mIt cannot be stressed enough that I have absolutely zero interest in what fans of any artistic endeavour have to say about it in a documentary. On another note, I saw the new Oasis film today.12 Sep 2026 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcyhx64es2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mv2xgifpf22nThey should have put him on gardening leave, that'd show him. https://bbc.com/news/articles/c74ew4402kxo09 Sep 2026 06:56 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2xgifpf22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mv2x7w2qr22nI like how not only they taped him up, they also blocked his window up. "Nope, no going 'look how tiny the cars are!!' when you're about to land for you, my friend." [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 06:52 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2x7w2qr22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mv2x5vb2ec2nAnd what am I supposed to do with this information? Scientists: "Flushing the slammer toxifies your house and even shutting the lid ain't stopping it." "Right. Any advice or breakthroughs to offer us?" Scientists: "Nah. Off you go." [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 06:51 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2x5vb2ec2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3muvvznbc6c2x11 sheep stolen. Might have been more but he fell asleep while counting. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2z0g97ewlo07 Sep 2026 06:47 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvvznbc6c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3munfgzpxdk2qThe most Guardian review of anything you'll ever see ever.03 Sep 2026 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3munfgzpxdk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mubuslzosc2hTissue in the washing machine so now I feel like Ranulph Fiennes when I'm cleaning it up.30 Aug 2026 07:32 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubuslzosc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mubtkjt3ck2hOh my god they had enough. No. No to big Weetabix. They can have museli or Pop Tarts, whatever they want. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubtkjt3ck2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mu5fclmufc2tI got on a train home today from Coff's Harbour and due to it running late it was all a bit chaotic. Imagine my surprise when the man in the seat next to me was seemingly recording himself talking about the journey. He had a huge binder of notes...28 Aug 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5fclmufc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mt5sswndtk2jPosted by someone who's never met someone from Birmingham or the West Midlands. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5sswndtk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mswzfdjzqs2uLoved the solar eclipse. Even better, I can still see it when I close my eyes. But does anyone know when the sharp stabbing pain will go?13 Aug 2026 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswzfdjzqs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3msjvmjbfxs2lHe really is the Morrissey of comedy at this point.08 Aug 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjvmjbfxs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3msidscvxt22bIn the Katie Price documentary it says Katie met Dane Bowers at the premiere of Wild Wild West which is the most 1999 sentence it's possible to say.07 Aug 2026 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msidscvxt22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3msi53jk2ss2hAnyone got an FPL league I can join then?07 Aug 2026 08:26 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msi53jk2ss2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3msaselgtv22sHaving a smartwatch with AI assistants is basically just shouting into your wrist as it does literally nothing of any use.04 Aug 2026 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msaselgtv22shttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mrzi3oxqus26I like it when you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek, then it kind of raises in a really sore way which you just keep biting until the end of time. I really like that.01 Aug 2026 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzi3oxqus26https://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mrmqwc4wvs2oAt this point it just makes me sad. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmqwc4wvs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mrabl7k4zs24I mean, it's just not good enough is it? [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrabl7k4zs24https://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mr3b46xio22cThis is very noble but as your first concrete pledge on the steps of Number 10...? Feels a bit, what, strange? [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3b46xio22chttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxgutwo6s2qWent to look at Anthony Barry's interview, Twitter is the quickest place to find it, and my god that place brings you down.18 Jul 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxgutwo6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxevasaqk2qIs Bellingham going to be our next number 9? The man is a machine.18 Jul 2026 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxevasaqk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxett5foc2qMost goals for one player at a tournament, and our best finish in a foreign tournament. It doesn't undo the semi, god it's nice to end on a positive note.18 Jul 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxett5foc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxensbctk2qProper 'dad joins in with kids' energy.18 Jul 2026 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxensbctk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxemrnpdc2qWhat sort of thing is happening here?18 Jul 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxemrnpdc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxcv5tuuk2t*brings Burn on and parks the bus to lose 5-4*18 Jul 2026 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxcv5tuuk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxce5q44c2tAs soon as the pressure is on, we crumble. Maybe TT was right?18 Jul 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxce5q44c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqxcadhtq22tThis could somehow be more damaging than the Argentina game.18 Jul 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxcadhtq22thttps://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqqkmattzs23The England game kicked off at 5am here. I went for a sleep after so it sort of felt like a dream. So I'm basically over it.16 Jul 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqkmattzs23https://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqqkfq3hl223My parcel is lost. Their response is to ask what was in it and what it looks like so they can try to find it. This doesn't fill me with confidence. It's a brown package with my name on it, that's pretty much all I can say.16 Jul 2026 05:55 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqkfq3hl223https://bsky.app/profile/tomworsley1984.bsky.social/post/3mqprlp7xp22nWe wouldn't have beaten Spain anyway on this showing. I'm gutted but Italy in 2021 will always be the one...15 Jul 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:ilcqws6d27zm6mxffc5llbv2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqprlp7xp22n