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of the results</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 03:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muszvwvd5c2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3musznhaq2k2v</link><description>I can confidently say this is the worst thing that has or is going to happen to me this year and that’s funnier if you knew anything about my personal life right now</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 03:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3musznhaq2k2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3muszjhdgpc2v</link><description>what the FUCK</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 03:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muszjhdgpc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3muszfimivc2v</link><description>ACAB includes refs who can’t read a goddamn clock</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 03:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muszfimivc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3muszecng3c2v</link><description>This is like when they spent ten minutes deciding Patrick Sparks toe wasn’t on the line in 2005 when it fucking WAS and we could see it in a goddamn tube TV except WORSE because MSU had another overtime to win the game and WMU just got fuckin cheated</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 03:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muszecng3c2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3musz62ary22v</link><description>And seriously what the fuck, rushing the field after you barely beat a MAC team and required blatant corruption from the officials to do it&#xA;&#xA;I try not to criticize the youths since I no longer am one but have 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was so much worse&#xA;&#xA;Fuckin bullshit ass fuckin refs</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 02:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3musyq2i4fk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3musykgdbs22v</link><description>CORRUPTION&#xA;&#xA;THEFT&#xA;&#xA;BULLSHIT</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 02:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3musykgdbs22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3musyiniepk2v</link><description>If Michigan wins on this play it’s an indelible stain on the whole season, just obvious corruption, cancel the season</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 02:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ils54luu654wtiest2qaimw7/app.bsky.feed.post/3musyiniepk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mayt.bsky.social/post/3musxihkr5s2v</link><description>I don’t 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