God only talks to me because I have a pool.https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lvvi4ms63k2rIf Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?08 Aug 2025 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvvi4ms63k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lvtjtncw722oWho cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.07 Aug 2025 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtjtncw722ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lvqw4jhid22uI probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.06 Aug 2025 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvqw4jhid22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lu6lpums622rNot surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.17 Jul 2025 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu6lpums622rhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lu452qdntc2vMy 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’16 Jul 2025 19:18 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu452qdntc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lu3p63gikk2xSexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.16 Jul 2025 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu3p63gikk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3ltp5mdpo422cBrought way too many cats to this funeral.11 Jul 2025 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltp5mdpo422chttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3ltmi4gp7oc2qImagine how proud we’re making Jerry Springer right now.10 Jul 2025 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltmi4gp7oc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3ltikq43jqc2vIf God loves us so much, why the mosquitoes?09 Jul 2025 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltikq43jqc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3ltg2r3qqj22jCancel my exorcism. I want to see where this goes.08 Jul 2025 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltg2r3qqj22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lta5r3y2ms2fI can’t think of anything clever to skeet. So just pretend this is a super cute cat picture.05 Jul 2025 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lta5r3y2ms2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lt63oubl6c2o7 days since the Bezos wedding. Still no ‘thank you’ card for the blender.04 Jul 2025 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt63oubl6c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lt2y4zvzwk2aOrganized a protest march against plantar fasciitis. Surprisingly poor turnout.03 Jul 2025 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt2y4zvzwk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lt2vbjo5jc2iThe Big Beautiful Bill is just the shot of Ivermectin America needs right now.03 Jul 2025 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt2vbjo5jc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lsluxswomk2zJust offered an ICE officer $30 to cut my lawn. My last guy did it for $15, but he didn’t show up for work today.27 Jun 2025 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsluxswomk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lsckog4my22lOuija board just asked me for my banking information. Not sure why. But who am I to argue with the ghost of a Nigerian prince?23 Jun 2025 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsckog4my22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lrxpshmu5c2lWish God’s plan for me included more waffles.19 Jun 2025 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrxpshmu5c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lrtre65mvc2qLoving The New York Philharmonic’s newest diss track. Suck on that Boston Symphony Orchestra!18 Jun 2025 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrtre65mvc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lrj6klnoss23Usually I find parades boring. It’s nice to be terrified by one for a change.13 Jun 2025 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrj6klnoss23https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lrilloukzk22I bet the rich don’t even taste that good.13 Jun 2025 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrilloukzk22https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lre4ue775c2lEvery day is ‘Judgement Day’ when you can see into your neighbour’s apartment.11 Jun 2025 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lre4ue775c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lrdtd435mk24If you were God, would you bless America right now?11 Jun 2025 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdtd435mk24https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lrb4vsuxzk24If the marines are going to be in LA anyway, they should do something about Disneyland prices.10 Jun 2025 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrb4vsuxzk24https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lraxxa5tgc2pWondering how welcome someone named Jesus, with a Middle Eastern passport, would be in America right now.10 Jun 2025 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lraxxa5tgc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lr2fuhluws2uMy surprise party turned out to be an intervention. No cake.07 Jun 2025 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2fuhluws2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lqxhucgs6k2hIf I had Jesus’ abs, I’d be shirtless in all my pictures too.06 Jun 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqxhucgs6k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lqwxjvvxjk23Call me sentimental but I miss being a fetus.06 Jun 2025 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqwxjvvxjk23https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lqv6uamj3s27The children from the Kars4Kids commercials hate us. That’s why they sing us that song. Because they hate us.05 Jun 2025 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv6uamj3s27https://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lquv3md3n22yHonestly, Mars looks stupid in red.05 Jun 2025 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lquv3md3n22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/bumblepop.bsky.social/post/3lquumem2tc2yMade a solemn promise to God NEVER to use my poetry degree for evil.05 Jun 2025 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:ioi6wctgn67nbtcpavrst2ff/app.bsky.feed.post/3lquumem2tc2y