I fix cars, do handyman work, sell auto parts, and write about stuff on the internet. I like horror movies, video games, pro wrestling, D&D, fixing stuff, helping out, and cooking. I grew up outside Chicago and now live outside Denver.https://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzmp3cdeb227Made a parkin, sausage rolls, jacket potatoes, and treacle coffee, all for the first time. And #NowWatching V for Vendetta. I love these little new traditions my wife and I have made together. Parkin tastes a lot like the pig pan dulce, if you're familiar. Actually everything came out pretty good!06 Nov 2026 05:55 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzmp3cdeb227https://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzjvkn2kek2oWardlow clearly doesn't keep up with the product #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts05 Nov 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjvkn2kek2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzjv2tuvlk2oRainmaker (Breezemaker?) is a goddamn genius #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts05 Nov 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjv2tuvlk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzjsd4jk5c2oYou just... You just keep a fork in your pants? Like, all the time? #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts05 Nov 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjsd4jk5c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzjqfikdfs2oCocaine ukelele! #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts05 Nov 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjqfikdfs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzjoynbsjc2oI legit thought that giant blood spot was a graphic on the mat #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts05 Nov 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjoynbsjc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mzdqfoeuec2z [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Nov 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdqfoeuec2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mz6lyve6m22iI gotta tell ya, I've never had a tooth pulled before and I really expected it to be followed up with more pain than that infected bugger was causing. So far it feels like I was punched in the face a few times (nothing new there) but otherwise it's a vast improvement.31 Oct 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6lyve6m22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mz5mvtld4c2vI did not know @danielleradford.bsky.social was involved in Movie Fights and I'm gonna have to watch all of these (after Halloween) 🎃31 Oct 2026 06:06 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5mvtld4c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mz5mlg72ds2eI could go for a good anthology I've not seen while I'm holding a large ice pack to the side of my head. 🦷🤕 Any suggestions?31 Oct 2026 06:00 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5mlg72ds2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mz5hhafnlc2jManaged to find a dentist that got me in a half hour before close, in their costumes, and stayed late to pull my infected tooth and it's wise, impacted neighbor. THANK GAWD #NowWatching The Howling, which I've somehow never seen. #HorrorSky31 Oct 2026 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5hhafnlc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mz3qliu3i22mI don't usually like to complain on here but I've been dealing with 🦷 pain since Tuesday night and visited the dentist twice over the last two days. The pain is about the same but the worst somehow moved from my second to back tooth to the back once after a super deep cleaning. I think wisdom 🦷? Ow🤕30 Oct 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3qliu3i22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myxykckudc2oBad Knife Pervert is the best Knife Pervert, I always say #AEWDynamite [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Oct 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxykckudc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myxyfn52qs2oSeriously, this is our level of desperation. N7 day falls on a Saturday, it would be a helluva Collision announcement. #AEWDynamite #SaveMassEffect [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Oct 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxyfn52qs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myr554xuuc2kTonight's horror was THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE. Oddly there's only someone in someone's house like twice. It's a standard teen slasher with a few good kills and an interesting gimmick with the killer wearing masks that look like his victims. #Horrorsky #NowWatching26 Oct 2026 06:52 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myr554xuuc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mymw3kpv222iLast night's Horrors were BODY BAGS and the WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, courtesy of Joe Bob Briggs and The Last Drive In. I must've rented BAGS 20 times when Mom worked at the video store, and WNUF pairs perfectly with that by emulating a night of TV on WGN or FOX32 in the 80s. #HorrorSky #NowWatching24 Oct 2026 14:35 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymw3kpv222ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mylyhlpm7k2vGood to see y'all for one last Halloween. We'll see you next time 🖤 #mutantfam #TheLastDriveIn oh stay up for CAVEAT if you've not seen it and feel like you can, because it's excellent!24 Oct 2026 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylyhlpm7k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mylqbb34v225I have somehow never seen more than the first 5 minutes of WNUF! Excited!!! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam24 Oct 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylqbb34v225https://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mylikfso7c25One last trip to #TheLastDriveIn ! Set up to carve some pumpkins, smoke some herbal refreshments, drink some Video Rangers, and watch the show with friends and all of y'all 🖤😢💔 in our #MutantFam24 Oct 2026 01:00 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylikfso7c25https://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myl4msbmtc2tMy #LastFourWatched include the final film at this year's Telluride Horror Show, a couple short films from the festival, and one of my all time favorite anthologies. #LetterboxdFriday [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Oct 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myl4msbmtc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mykj4ihzas2iHappy (?) last #TheLastDriveIn day to all who celebrate. Met a lot of you guys, gals, and non-binary pals thru watch-alongs of the show, and caught a ton of movies I otherwise wouldn't have even heard of. One last Lone Star for the road! #JoeBobsHalloweenHouseParty #Mutantfam https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/02/0d/TZFjoQ9D.gif?hh=373&ww=498&mp4=ab6Wza7pHqFq&webm=PE07ygJvEV4SaOkQ23 Oct 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykj4ihzas2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mykhoqvebc2iWe saw THE CYCLE at Telluride Horror Show last weekend and if you can go into it knowing as little as possible you're in for a fantastic time. It's scary and smart and unexpected. Deborah Ann Woll and Jeffrey Donovan are great, the fx are magical, & it drops on Shudder today! #HorrorSky #NowWatching23 Oct 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykhoqvebc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myjgwuqhhk2jTonight's Horror was SCARE PACKAGE! One of the better anthologies out there, with a really funny meta wrap-around and a few unexpected cameos. I cannot tell you the number of times my wife has told me to keep my goo over there. #HorrorSky NowWatching23 Oct 2026 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjgwuqhhk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myinik3fzs2sLast night's horror was THE WOLF OF SNOW HOLLOW. Went in for a creature feature, got a rough look at generational trauma and alcoholism. Good movie if kinda heart wrenching. #HorrorSky #NowWatching22 Oct 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myinik3fzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3myerfshqgk2dPost the: Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 08:50 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myerfshqgk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mye6rmgywc2rI haven't said anything about Telluride Horror Show! It was really good this year! My favorites were the Cycle, River, and Ithaqua, but honestly there wasn't a bad film at all, at least of the ten we watched over the weekend. Also got to say hi in passing to @hauntedmeg.bsky.social! #Horrorsky21 Oct 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mye6rmgywc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mye6mo7ug22rTonight's Horror was HOWL, a surprisingly good UK werewolf movie I found on Tubi! Train breaks down in the woods, there's a full moon, shocking gore and violence ensues. Interesting creature design and good fx #HorrorSky #NowWatching21 Oct 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mye6mo7ug22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/elosopequeno.bsky.social/post/3mxz2pzmejk2zHappy #LetterboxdFriday everyone! We're in Telluride for the Horror Show (10+ films in 3 days!!) but my #LastFourWatched includes a fun/dumb werewolf story, a decent CGI Resi movie, an all timer, and a very silly New Zealand were-sheep flick with a sequel we'll be seeing on Sunday! [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:iptjmi3f2zogky6a7rqo7vt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxz2pzmejk2z