Former disgraced Miss Universe 2006 🏡: Melbourne, AUhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mvp2pdbzes2jI'm not going to be doing that.17 Sep 2026 06:48 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvp2pdbzes2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mpkbkmfblc24Mercury in Retrograde, full moon in Capricorn, and now the start of a new financial year. I'm never going to emotionally recover from this01 Jul 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpkbkmfblc24https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mphztr5oxk24I'm diva?30 Jun 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphztr5oxk24https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mphzkopros24I'm generally pretty opposed to the death penalty, but I'd be very willing to look the other way on this one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jun 2026 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphzkopros24https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mp6f7clhhk22Some people are born gay, others hay gayness thrust upon them (I would like the latter one, please)26 Jun 2026 07:09 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp6f7clhhk22https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mp67bgn2ys2kThe new Gracie album is for us girlies who married the wrong guy and went a little bit s*icidal there but now we're doing better than ever before26 Jun 2026 05:23 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp67bgn2ys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mlai7p4cj22nI've decided to become a reasonable adult human being through the power of *transformative acting*07 May 2026 05:28 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlai7p4cj22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3ml2s544i5k2oYou want me to work? Today? On the day of the Met Gala?!04 May 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2s544i5k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkwofdtomc23OK, now what?03 May 2026 07:51 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwofdtomc23https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkvopn7fi22oGood morning.02 May 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvopn7fi22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkqzg5xrn22uThe guy my ex had an affair with is now trying to slide into my DMs, like mate, we're not Pokemon, and you're definitely not collecting me.01 May 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqzg5xrn22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkovt5cu4k2sI did not consent to see a whole bare arse at the local Coles.30 Apr 2026 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkovt5cu4k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkodsa6wo22uAdvertise your account with a Simpsons image [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkodsa6wo22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkockdhtf22uPlease sir, my son, he is very sick. He needs some whimsy or he might die!29 Apr 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkockdhtf22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkm6ahhri22aNot only is it unfair, but also probably definitely illegal that I should be forced to suffer so.29 Apr 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkm6ahhri22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkm3mviads2bI'm part of the problem, and I'm proud of that.29 Apr 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkm3mviads2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkjsuvxkbs2fI should join a cult.28 Apr 2026 05:07 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjsuvxkbs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkjmlihlu22rI'm being bullied by my horoscope.28 Apr 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjmlihlu22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkhvef2g2c2sMother says it's good I'm getting thin, because as far as she can tell, I don't have the personality to attract a man.27 Apr 2026 10:46 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhvef2g2c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkhmyfdfw22fIt's such a crime that beautiful people are just expected to tolerate living? Breathing? Existing? It's just too much!27 Apr 2026 08:16 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhmyfdfw22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkgv3my2j22yThe only reason that there isn't a gay version of The Real Housewives is because it would be too powerful for TV27 Apr 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgv3my2j22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkgrws3go22kIt's like we're role playing Donald Trump and the Assassin the way he keeps missing me.27 Apr 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgrws3go22khttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkfj7lht3c2lAt this rate, the only way Trump is actually going to get shot is if he's dressed up like a schoolkid.26 Apr 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfj7lht3c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkehjipohs27Look, we all want that tangerine fuck dead. Can someone please just learn to aim before they shoot?26 Apr 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkehjipohs27https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkefg3zlcc27Took a nude, felt fat, going to walk into the ocean and be with my cetacean brethren.26 Apr 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkefg3zlcc27https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mkbnqx4xds24Do I need to start another feud?24 Apr 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbnqx4xds24https://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mk7tkspoac2zThinking about David Pocock in a biblical sense all over again. Should be illegal for a politician to have me feeling this way.24 Apr 2026 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7tkspoac2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mk77sitstk2lJust going to take a little break from sanity, if that's alright with you.23 Apr 2026 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk77sitstk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/robcoco.bsky.social/post/3mk4xzpoi7c22My biggest fear is that I might have resting Conservative face.23 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:iqbt24gte3yy4xirk2fvik4p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4xzpoi7c22