“A delight, ★★★★★“ — Rolling Stonehttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3munqripetx2tIt fucking rules having a baby that likes food. We took her to Benihana when she was 5 months old and it stuck.04 Sep 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3munqripetx2thttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3munjquz6j32zSometimes I joke about being multilingual because I'm a fluent speaker of Australian, British, and American English. Like lol dialects aren't languages. But then I see Americans turn on subtitles for any accent that's not theirs.03 Sep 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3munjquz6j32zhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mullvzdyhi2qWhether you're in a high school orchestra or a punk band or a conference speaker lineup or a burlesque act or a wedding party. Backstage is the fucking same.03 Sep 2026 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mullvzdyhi2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3muho7pp6ud2yI heard they were having a Cook out today 01 Sep 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3muho7pp6ud2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3muglii6iuy23I am thirty minutes into The Drama (2026) and annoyed the drama isn't more drama.01 Sep 2026 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3muglii6iuy23https://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3muf5wysnvz23Cool superpower to manifest during parenthood: I can smell poop a mile away, change the diaper before anyone else notices. Feels great. When it's a false positive, though? Why? 31 Aug 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf5wysnvz23https://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mud34yilkj2eThe *relief* when you discover it's the doorbell that died, and there's nothing wrong with the wiring.30 Aug 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud34yilkj2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mtzmlkk3nc2l27 Aug 2026 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzmlkk3nc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mtk2gqdp6q26It's that time of year when I realize how unusable my email inbox has become and have to unsubscribe from a million things20 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk2gqdp6q26https://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mtjs4hpfn72oGoogle Meet has some cute emoji reactions during a video call, but they're missing the "you're on mute" and "your connection is bad" emoji20 Aug 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjs4hpfn72ohttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mswm3bp6nw2lmy ai assistant said these were "chicken nuggets for rich people" but its just chicken karaage. help.13 Aug 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswm3bp6nw2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mswl3gnisg25Drowning is just asphyxiation for people who don't know how to jerk off right13 Aug 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswl3gnisg25https://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mst2cr3n3v2mHOT TO GO still a banger fwiw11 Aug 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mst2cr3n3v2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mskcu3h2fb2pWatching a skating video thinking "damn, steep hill" for a full minute before I see a MUNI and realize it's my own city.08 Aug 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskcu3h2fb2phttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3msdwredvf624people really just share their opinions when they're sober it's the craziest thing05 Aug 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdwredvf624https://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3msad2thrsk2oCrashing out over public grocery stores is so fucking funny to me. It is my fervent wish that these are a net positive for NYC and other cities follow suit. (pssst there's an abandoned Safeway in the Fillmore) https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2026/08/03/mamdani-city-run-grocery-stores-socialism/91107506007/04 Aug 2026 05:52 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msad2thrsk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3ms4awfypg62pCan't wait to see everyone's attempts at a Wicker costume this halloween 02 Aug 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4awfypg62phttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3ms2jhlg67u23I'm tired of going to a barber and a nail salon and a waxer and a masseuse just put me on a table and give me a pit crew, do it all at once.01 Aug 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2jhlg67u23https://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mnsu3ib4jb2cGetting mad at AI for being mediocre in your area of expertise is like a chef getting mad at a microwave.08 Jun 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnsu3ib4jb2chttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mns7evxicp2cif I ever start a sentence with the words "as a parent" in earnest, you have permission to chew me out08 Jun 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mns7evxicp2chttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mns6pozwiw2mYou gotta admire Apple's ability to market "bug fixes and performance improvements" so effectively. Please just do this every other year. 08 Jun 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mns6pozwiw2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mnn4je3nmp2xBreak it to me gentle. All those adoption videos where a crowd of people are all seated in folding chairs and then a dog comes in and *chooses its new owner* and the human starts crying and the dog is really happy. Is that a real thing and can I go watch.06 Jun 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnn4je3nmp2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mndmnvqmmd2oBummed I won't be seeing anyone at WWDC this year. On the other hand if any of you are in SF and want to meet a cool baby, I'm your guy. 02 Jun 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndmnvqmmd2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mncrreffmk2qHad some water ingress problems so I'm re-jacketing all my records. First four off the stack, really a microcosm of the collection.02 Jun 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mncrreffmk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mnb4fmheak2e"We're keeping Liquid Glass, you weiners"01 Jun 2026 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnb4fmheak2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mn4g5ujf2c2pWife: what's that? Threads? Me: no I'm reading screenshots of Twitter on Instagram31 May 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn4g5ujf2c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/clarko.bsky.social/post/3mmywruzn7x2tNice 😎29 May 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:irnfo73iot2ojg7o5f7deddv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmywruzn7x2t