Giving the latest updates on the Splatoon franchise! (Not affiliated with Nintendo. Run by @staradamstar.bsky.social) Looking for more admins, DMs are open.https://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mjfqy5pfjs2f🚨 Deep Cut has announced that Big Man will be going on a temporary hiatus to focus on his health and wellbeing.13 Apr 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfqy5pfjs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mjdrl327ic27you guys are so boring, none of y'all wanna see what shiver or frye would have said if they had won?13 Apr 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdrl327ic27https://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mjb2h37yhk22this time last year, we were winning the halftime and now...12 Apr 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjb2h37yhk22https://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mj6jzolatk2v... we're not doing this again11 Apr 2026 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6jzolatk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mi6ugo7no22aAnyone booted Splatoon 2 back up to play this yet? 👀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi6ugo7no22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mhtpe6lby22x24 Mar 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtpe6lby22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mhf73vd3b227In solidarity with Argentine singer María Becerra, Shiver Hohojiro has unfollowed Emilia.19 Mar 2026 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhf73vd3b227https://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mh2omkkvwc26Less than 24 hours remain! Admin has only gotten 130 eggs so far. This stage is tough! [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Mar 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2omkkvwc26https://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mh2fxzqrh22o🚨 | Marina Ida is rumored to be on “Hot & Sexy (Remix)” for the deluxe edition of Zara Larsson's Midnight Sun.14 Mar 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2fxzqrh22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mgy4owzv7k2sBig Run returns to Eeltail Alley for the next 48 hours! 🐻 Good luck out there, employees.13 Mar 2026 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgy4owzv7k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mef7ggjubc2g🚨SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW SETLIST LEAKED!🚨 Bad Bunny enters - Tití me preguntó - DtMF Cardi B & Ian BGM join - I Like It - Liquid Sunshine Shiver & Frye enter, push Cardi B & Bad Bunny offstage - Big Betrayal - Hide and Sleek Big Man invites Bad Bunny and Cardi B back - Anarchy Rainbow09 Feb 2026 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mef7ggjubc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mcf24mymhs2qAnimal Crossing: New Horizons ver. 3.0.0 is now available! Say hi to Cece and Viché for me. ♥ [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jan 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcf24mymhs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mc6x5vkei22vgirl, bye. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jan 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc6x5vkei22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mc4a4gitg22sThe Splatfest Halftime Report has arrived! And the winning team so far is... huh- TEAM FRIENDS?! OKAY GET YOUR SQUID AND OCTO BUTTS INTO TRI-COLOR BATTLES SO WE CAN DEFEND THE LEAD AND NOT LET BIG MAN WIN AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME. 🐙 😤🦑 TRI-COLOR BATTLES ARE HAPPENING AT BRINEWATER SPRINGS AND MAKOMART11 Jan 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4a4gitg22shttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mbzqsp7ooc2aFor players who want to experience Urchin Underpass during Frosty Fest, it will be available at 8PM PST in Open Battles (in around 3 and a half hours from this post), as well as at 2PM PST in Pro Battles (the rotation before daily reset)10 Jan 2026 00:26 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbzqsp7ooc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mbzpqrqefk2k#FrostyFest 2026 has begun! And the winner of the Sneak Peek is... TEAM... Solo. Well, we have 48 hours for a better team to win. Best of luck to those on Team Friends! #Splatoon310 Jan 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbzpqrqefk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mbfwihsbqc2iHere's the monthly schedule for January 2026, now in English and with more pixels! Consult SplatNet 3 for specific times in your time zone. Shout out to everyone choosing 👥 Team Friends for Frosty Fest! 💙 #Splatoon302 Jan 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfwihsbqc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3mapweuym7k2fShelly and Donny would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! #Splatoon24 Dec 2025 09:14 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mapweuym7k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3madg42kyp22zHear ye, hear ye! Frosty Fest 2025 has been confirmed to take place on the second weekend of January! Same as two years ago, the theme is Friends vs. Family vs. Solo! January 9th @ 4PM PST January 10th @ 12AM UTC/9AM JST19 Dec 2025 09:51 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3madg42kyp22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3m7ohr7hajs26Who else got Deep Cut as their most listened-to artist for this year? [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Dec 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ohr7hajs26https://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3m57zo3vdkc2nAdmin's high score is 243 in Eggstra Work, therefore, our official prediction for Top 5% is 245+.09 Nov 2025 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m57zo3vdkc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3m53cezerq22hMay the eggs start rolling. Eggstra Work at Gone Fission Hydroplant has begun!08 Nov 2025 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m53cezerq22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/splatoonnews.bsky.social/post/3m4lmu65dq22lIt's November, that me- wait, why can you count the number of pixels there are in this image? 😭 Anyways, here's the calendar for the month! Dates correspond to Pacific Time. Speaking of which, Daylight Savings Time ends on November 2nd for North America, so reset will be an hour earlier over there.01 Nov 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:it6ffcyqjp3kttlzir5j2fxs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4lmu65dq22l