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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Here for some skeets!&#xA;I rarely see @s because Bluesky notifications are broken!&#xA;If you&#39;d like to support my art — http://patreon.com/elivalley&#xA;Thanks!</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social</link><title>@elivalley.bsky.social - Eli Valley</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3ml272xgrnc2c</link><description>The psychosexual delirium about Hasan will continue until morale improves</description><pubDate>04 May 2026 17:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:itcqruu6tvm4sjbzffscuao6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml272xgrnc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mknwnvsle22e</link><description>Shayndi has it all, she will copy/paste every press release from the Golani Brigade&#xA;&#xA;https://nypost.com/2026/04/27/media/cbs-news-ousts-london-bureau-chief-claire-day-after-she-clashed-with-bari-weiss-over-iran-gaza-coverage-sources/</description><pubDate>29 Apr 2026 20:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:itcqruu6tvm4sjbzffscuao6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknwnvsle22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mkivkjytgc22</link><description>Casually looked up the archived coldforce posts. 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