Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸 Podcast: linktr.ee/patternstellstories Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com/https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mv5cerr3jk2iThe most exhausting part of this administration is the media pretending Trump and Vance are anything but a distraction from what the oligarchs and their Heritage Foundation minions have been doing in the shadows.10 Sep 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5cerr3jk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mv4amj4tas2iPart one of the extended version of our new episode is now out for Patreon supporters. #ufosky https://www.patreon.com/PatternsTellStories/posts/premium-episode-169079423 https://www.patreon.com/PatternsTellStories/posts/premium-episode-169079423?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link09 Sep 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4amj4tas2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mv2tnbdnbk27Jacques Vallee is a legend with integrity.09 Sep 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2tnbdnbk27https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mv2oi6anlc2oTrump 2.0 has provided us the clearest roadmap yet of specifically what needs to be addressed to ensure democracy survives. Every aspect of the oligarchy’s criminality must be exposed, examined, and acted upon. Clearly, Schumer and Jeffries aren’t ready or willing to do that. It’s a problem.09 Sep 2026 04:16 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2oi6anlc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mv2hkmjqgs2oThat Nazi secret society in One Battle After Another is called the Heritage Foundation.09 Sep 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2hkmjqgs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muyb43y5v224It’s hilarious watching all these UFO podcasters acknowledge that Peter Thiel’s network is involved with ufology after the Pasulka interview. Fucking idiots.08 Sep 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyb43y5v224https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muvswal5u226Happy Labor Day.07 Sep 2026 05:52 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvswal5u226https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muta6ytlik22She’s had enough of my bullshit.06 Sep 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muta6ytlik22https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muszmpxfhs2yJanuary 6th, but with ICE agents and a drone bunker. Jeffries and Schumer are the last people to prepare anyone for that.06 Sep 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muszmpxfhs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muspok44oc2yFound out today that my Nana randomly cooked Elon’s mom a steak at her NYC apartment.06 Sep 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muspok44oc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muqc7nobwc2sWords of wisdom.05 Sep 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqc7nobwc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mupzyodrzk2tThiel propaganda is being happily spread by That UFO Podcast.04 Sep 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupzyodrzk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muixdd262c2cThis feels kind of dystopian.02 Sep 2026 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muixdd262c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3muitk5mshk2cTotal clown show.02 Sep 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3muitk5mshk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mugx65inbs2fEvery time you see a headline about the crimes against humanity committed by the Trump regime, remind yourself that Hakeem Jeffries had a secret meeting with Trump’s criminal son-in-law just a few months before the midterms. Hakeem Jeffries cannot be Speaker of the House. Ever.01 Sep 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugx65inbs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mubsuipyqs24Here’s Jesse Michels glazing his childhood friend, crypto-scammer Sam Bankman-Fried on an episode of American Alchemy that is now obviously deleted.30 Aug 2026 06:58 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubsuipyqs24https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mubeqc5nks2yThe single digit number of maintenance jobs lost by each data center isn’t the story. They’re trying to completely automate data centers so there is zero human intervention necessary, or even allowed. Full on Skynet shit. https://www.wired.com/story/inside-metas-experiments-with-data-center-robots/30 Aug 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubeqc5nks2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mub6y2pprs2yhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/WTXOJr0Ect30 Aug 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub6y2pprs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mu5x7v4tfs2plol28 Aug 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5x7v4tfs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mu4kaqqyhc2pHakeem Jeffries should resign.28 Aug 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4kaqqyhc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mu4as5vkec2vJust a conversation between Donald Trump and Howard Lutnick. You know, two of Epstein’s best friends.28 Aug 2026 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4as5vkec2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mu3u5g6tlc27Prison. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/08/elon-musks-xai-used-child-porn-to-train-grok-models-lawsuit-says/27 Aug 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3u5g6tlc27https://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mtznoecabs2wCut to Hakeem Jeffries high-fiving Jared Kushner. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtznoecabs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mtx4c4uonk2bJeffries and Schumer will sell us out to the tech oligarchs. Secretly meeting with Israeli asset Jared Kushner establishes a pattern of behavior that cannot be trusted. https://readsludge.com/2025/03/20/dems-double-down-on-fundraising-from-spacex-and-palantir-lobbyists/26 Aug 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx4c4uonk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mtx3zzv6hc2bHakeem Jeffries cannot be speaker, period.26 Aug 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx3zzv6hc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mtuypgxpxs2clol https://www.timesofisrael.com/lagging-in-polls-netanyahu-warns-voting-for-small-right-wing-parties-could-cost-him-election/25 Aug 2026 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuypgxpxs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mtuxzxxmr22cThey tried this shit with Unity 2020. Garrett has talked about his experience with that on the show. Guess it’s time to revisit it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuxzxxmr22chttps://bsky.app/profile/tinyklaus.com/post/3mtsfegwnwk2dEveryone knows Jeffries and Schumer are AIPAC pawns. It’s insane that any Democrat would allow them to run the Senate or the House. Legitimately fucking asinine.24 Aug 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:iuvi4rbic3cdkefbiguwgkey/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsfegwnwk2d