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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Rodgers is the name, Oatmeal is the game.&#xA;&#xA;Godzilla Battle Line, Godzilla in general, bad movies, gaming, wrestling.&#xA;&#xA;Everything on here are my own statements and views.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social</link><title>@oatmealrodgers.bsky.social - OatmealRodgers</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3migngfqmnc2y</link><description>It&#39;s weird how much of 60s cinema was older guys shaking younger women to get them to calm down. A smack was even necessary at times. 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Oh great, there&#39;s shit everywhere and it&#39;s obvious that it was me. Also I can&#39;t seem to get through the roof... Power of God defeated by carpentry is an all timer in irony.</description><pubDate>23 Sep 2025 11:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lziu43wr5c2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3lyzr5z3gg224</link><description>Has anyone ever listened to a second Eiffel 65 song? Did they even make any other songs? Were they real or was their CGI video of Blue magic?</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2025 11:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyzr5z3gg224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3lynkhaufis2u</link><description>I don&#39;t think people understand just how toxic a lot of the Internet is. 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They can play against the Portland freecreditreport.com&#39;s</description><pubDate>11 Jul 2025 16:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltpaoq65q22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3lsm2fx3qbc2b</link><description>CM Punk loudly apologizing for his anti-Saudi tweet from years ago is pathetic.</description><pubDate>27 Jun 2025 16:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsm2fx3qbc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3lsfnjexk2c2e</link><description>Don&#39;t mess with the Zohran</description><pubDate>25 Jun 2025 03:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsfnjexk2c2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3lsa6hcyfm22k</link><description>It&#39;s as if everyone forgets what a presidency that runs on chaos feels like. There&#39;s just nothing expected and the most extreme decisions become standard. &#xA;&#xA;I use the Godzilla measure... Would they nuke Godzilla despite it being a creature made of radiation? 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Absolutely hilarious 😂</description><pubDate>14 Nov 2024 21:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawspz5uo22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/oatmealrodgers.bsky.social/post/3kkfb56d4el2p</link><description>I forgot this app existed. 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Hell, might as well but twitter.com since Musk needs the money anyway.</description><pubDate>19 Dec 2023 22:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ivdda44qazsil2qwsgem2edp/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgwncsxrs522</guid></item></channel></rss>