(he/they) ND GNC mad Trekkie merchmonger; tinkerer, putterer, fixer of broken things; deconverted seminary dropout; antifascist, propagandist for a better world being possible. Opinions mine, not my employer's. Self-employed. www.willburrows.arthttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3muectbavv22tOoh see if you can guess [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 06:49 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muectbavv22thttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3muecosjwdc2tIf I had a nickel for every sci-fi flick that was in theaters when I was five, where the protagonist visits a seedy bar and gets solicited by an alien sex worker with three tiddies... I'd have at least a dime. Which isn't a lot but nevertheless31 Aug 2026 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muecosjwdc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3knwhs5eq222uMiles O'Brien is to Deep Space Nine what that one child is to Omelas17 Mar 2024 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3knwhs5eq222uhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mubjkm6sfc2hPlease enjoy my sweet baby boys30 Aug 2026 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubjkm6sfc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtzjtcdjlc23These people are absolutely worthy of being imitated but the reason their deaths are being mourned so widely is because they did things most of us are actually not capable of, and as a matter of fact it's okay not to be extraordinary. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzjtcdjlc23https://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtwxspshmk2sThere are righteous people to whom it happens according to the deeds of the wicked, and there are wicked people to whom it happens according to the deeds of the righteous.25 Aug 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwxspshmk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtyys6zfjk2bDoes anyone think Rocky Horror Picture Show is transphobic? Because I really love the movie, but I can see where it's problematic and arguably transphobic. I'm real curious what y'all think about this.26 Aug 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyys6zfjk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtysmqzfos2bGoddammit Tim Curry too?26 Aug 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtysmqzfos2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtwxspshmk2sThere are righteous people to whom it happens according to the deeds of the wicked, and there are wicked people to whom it happens according to the deeds of the righteous.25 Aug 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwxspshmk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtwtgzib6c2slol holy shit. Fetterman is polling ten points ahead of Dave McCormick (Republican junior Senator from PA) among Pennsylvania *Republicans!* He's gonna switch parties and stay in office, isn't he? https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/6048811-fetterman-mccormick-pennsylvania-republican-voters/?fbclid=IwdGRjcAT68QJjbGNrBPrwvHBkb2YFZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMzUwNjg1NTMxNzI4AAEeOegXVQ8_9TagqCrRJUi_9pPlNmPHNDHoh_CfpcnbF3km7HN9-CQtgl-M5WA_aem_q53rVzhPDQ9R0lzGvrYfJQ25 Aug 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwtgzib6c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtwnzyyhzs2sDolly Parton was a treasure. She built an empire mostly through her work as a singer-songwriter. Just an incredible voice. Incredible heart too. She could have been a billionaire if not for how much she gave away.25 Aug 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwnzyyhzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtsmps7icc2vIts combination of high camp, ethical conundrum, and human-looking aliens representing a bald-faced horny fantasy makes TNG 1:8 "Justice" a consummate example of the Star Trek ethos. In this essay I will24 Aug 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsmps7icc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtsmps7icc2vIts combination of high camp, ethical conundrum, and human-looking aliens representing a bald-faced horny fantasy makes TNG 1:8 "Justice" a consummate example of the Star Trek ethos. In this essay I will24 Aug 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsmps7icc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtsc5j5c6k2vStarting The X-Files, which I have never watched before24 Aug 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsc5j5c6k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtq6324xxk2sConceptually I can appreciate what SNW is trying to do with all the genre jumping. In a way it's a return to part of the TOS ethos that most Trek productions have tried to escape. But TOS' charm comes from what they did with a small budget and no expectation that it would last.23 Aug 2026 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtq6324xxk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtpnpz4qnk2sNo spoilers but if you see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma it will give you a new perspective on Counting Crows23 Aug 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpnpz4qnk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3m4hfbldfzk2yThe specific hue of green from traffic lights on wet asphalt31 Oct 2025 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4hfbldfzk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtk54snmx22kI am kitbashing (assembling model kits in other-than-prescribed ways) some tabletop wargame miniatures because I enjoy it, but it's really striking me that anyone who makes a distinction between this and playing with dolls is full of shit and misogynist to boot.20 Aug 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk54snmx22khttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtibk4wry22kWhy is there not an emoji for making a V with your fingers and waggling your tongue between them20 Aug 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtibk4wry22khttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mthzajnfmc2kLong shot maybe but are any of you into Turnip 28?20 Aug 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthzajnfmc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/reforest-kelley.bsky.social/post/3mtg4cgy5ic2nSerj Tankian and John Darnielle are evolving toward convergence.19 Aug 2026 06:32 +0000at://did:plc:iyee76eav46mcevpzwxtgpnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtg4cgy5ic2n