Jorts the cat. Jean helps me.https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mlaj3dm2ac2gJorts don’t step on my sandwich. Jorts stop walking on my neck. Jorts don’t pee in the sink. What happened to freedom07 May 2026 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaj3dm2ac2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mlail5524s2gIt’s true [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlail5524s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3ml7krk5cks2eI love this picture so much [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7krk5cks2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3ml4u4kw5gc2mthread [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4u4kw5gc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mkrsm3xevk2nIt is May Day, a day for workers and solidarity. I usually do a fundraiser but not this year because I am under federal investigation for being too unbutterable and I don’t want the feds in your money01 May 2026 09:24 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrsm3xevk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mked6qaz6c2iYes it appears there were shots fired at the white house correspondents dinner. But no It didn’t26 Apr 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mked6qaz6c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mjtmbvkbps27“Jorts is an 18 lb neutered male domestic short hair. Evaluated for extensive evening screaming. In good health; behavioral. Very affectionate. Vet enjoys visiting for fun”19 Apr 2026 09:11 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtmbvkbps27https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mjglxioe6k2nI’m going to do it. I’m going to eat the chocolate. I’m going to gobble it all up unless you eat it14 Apr 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjglxioe6k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mjfc2f7rgc2oI just watched a video of Katie Porter saying farm workers getting overtime pay is a regulation that “doesn’t make sense”13 Apr 2026 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfc2f7rgc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mjawumqojs2gSorry I can’t help clean up right now I’m actually super busy11 Apr 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjawumqojs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mj7dkdgius2fIf you’re human it is actually polite to yell at a coyote. If you’re a person it’s good manners to remind them not to trust people (no offense to humans). This is nature lessons with Jorts11 Apr 2026 07:41 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj7dkdgius2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3mixgwfpi4k2vDo you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it08 Apr 2026 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:izvd7uyrycpxo5c3zu2mwlrj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixgwfpi4k2v