hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items. https://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mkaxc2z3mk2ugoing to the club with some bros, we're gonna dance in a circle with our wallets and shoes on the floor in the middle24 Apr 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaxc2z3mk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mk6ceuz6qk2zmicrodosing old age by numbing my hand while i poop so it feels like someone else is wiping23 Apr 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ceuz6qk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mjpvtfqqb22zme: what are these yellow ones garden dept: forsythia? me: no, my girlfriend17 Apr 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpvtfqqb22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mjg376zjvs24[chatting with AI Jesus] give me a recipe for you14 Apr 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjg376zjvs24https://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3knachu2oi22d[behind the scenes of mr beast shoot] how do my teeth look? are they large and bright? be honest are they hard to look at09 Mar 2024 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3knachu2oi22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3kshjv72qbs25mistakenly identified a mason bee as a carpenter bee and now their union is up my ass14 May 2024 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3kshjv72qbs25https://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mj5pkkbofk2nYes?? Obviously??? [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5pkkbofk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3k5kn3zsicj2yme: i’ll have the mouse for dessert waiter: that’s mousse, sir me: hmm, that might be too much22 Aug 2023 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5kn3zsicj2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mioxskpdf22qgood weekend for trump to die so we can really see how much like jesus he is04 Apr 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mioxskpdf22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3k6q2yfywb32b[horse sliding a shot of whiskey in front of me] why the short face06 Sep 2023 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3k6q2yfywb32bhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mihjwywafk2r[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this01 Apr 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihjwywafk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3mimxt5uafs2iwell now.. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimxt5uafs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/fredtaming.bsky.social/post/3jw66ym5bmt2xme: ever heard of quasimodo him: doesn’t ring a bell me: i assure you he does20 May 2023 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:j2ls3bm7hpgyqccolk2cmj2j/app.bsky.feed.post/3jw66ym5bmt2x