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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Yes it’s rly me.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jenny-isme.bsky.social</link><title>@jenny-isme.bsky.social - Bong Rip Van Winkle</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jenny-isme.bsky.social/post/3lzcquantb225</link><description>I know I’m old and out of touch but if the band is wearing earplugs and the bartenders are wearing earplugs and the whole audience has to buy $3 ear plugs… why are shows so loud?</description><pubDate>21 Sep 2025 01:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:j76rigvb3c6captxzk2vrbv3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzcquantb225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jenny-isme.bsky.social/post/3lt5cfa6mhc2g</link><description>We don’t have to iterate. We could tear it all down. 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