Sketch comedian, improviser, copy editor, short fiction writer. They/them. The one who hoovs.https://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3mtxxqghfs22zhttps://substack.com/@hoovddwind/note/c-322887443?r=46wkf&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action26 Aug 2026 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxxqghfs22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3msg2rxn35c2lI’m backing these up because I don’t trust meta for shit. Plus this means people might actually read them. If they start to catch on I’ll expand into individual character accounts but that’s a big if.06 Aug 2026 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3msg2rxn35c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3mevgt6ahss2vElon Musk tried to be real-life Tony Stark by fucking around w/ ai & trying to go to space like Reed Richards and instead he’s just become Hank Pym, the abusive ex-husband who will always be remembered as the creator of Ultron but for sex predators. What a revoltin’ development.15 Feb 2026 11:32 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mevgt6ahss2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3lzk3yvmvj22hY’ever think, “I’d be criminally insane or dead were it not for this hand computer I got from child labor”? No? Me either. Good talk. Go sports.23 Sep 2025 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzk3yvmvj22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3lywtgucx3k2eThis was the first movie to successfully clone its actors for stunt purposes. None of them made it through production alive. That’s why the Lost World only features Ian Malcolm as Jeff Goldblum cannot killed.16 Sep 2025 07:48 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lywtgucx3k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3lyjpk7di4s2eNow make God Laugh.11 Sep 2025 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyjpk7di4s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3lyc4rjexgs2oIt’s hard to insult maga’s intelligence any more than the US Department of Energy already is.08 Sep 2025 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyc4rjexgs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3ly5ck3hsak2c06 Sep 2025 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly5ck3hsak2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3lvpmn36fms2pI just signed Jupiter's petition with All Out that could really change things for LGBT+ people. Add your name and join me in the fight for LGBT+ rights! a.allout.org/s/vLZpy/ http://a.allout.org/s/vLZpy/06 Aug 2025 06:42 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvpmn36fms2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3ltpsapkqts23Twitter misses yelling at us. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltpsapkqts23https://bsky.app/profile/mxhoovddwind.bsky.social/post/3ltps6icvrc23chng.it/4BgFQWP26s https://chng.it/4BgFQWP26s11 Jul 2025 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:jaxd2tw3lntnmkjphpctv5jj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltps6icvrc23