Call me Con || 30+ || TransMasc Butch Lesbian || Wife Guy || NSFW || My joints hurt || Minors DNI 🔞 || All pronouns apply || 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ https://archiveofourown.org/users/ConnieLingus42341569824653870123 https://connielingus423.straw.page/https://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3miqz2dsvns25Bout to drop some serious Ted Lasso knowledge: You know damn well that Rebecca has absolutely folded that man like a cheap sheet. She’s had Ted Lasso’s ankles behind his ears as he, “oh, golly, gawrsh!”es his way to seeing god for the third time during the latest Biscuits with the Boss sesh.05 Apr 2026 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqz2dsvns25https://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mioe5sdars2zPost-coital on a Saturday morning, I cuddled into my wife and mumbled as a joke, “you knocked the Mario coins outta me, my love” and she proceeds to hum the victory theme into my hair. Gollee. Being in love is so fukkin’ nice 💖🎉💖🥰04 Apr 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mioe5sdars2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mhvkpbxtas2iWhat if instead of Phillip, Eloise met a transmasc adventurer from the Americas. A member of the Corps of Discovery Expedition. They sold everything - decided they’d seen enough of America’s cruelty. Figured a more quiet & civilized place would bring peace. But Jesse was ever so wrong about that.25 Mar 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvkpbxtas2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mhvfjmqm6c2yWe are going to see Michaela’s lipstick on Francesca’s neck. We won, lesbians. We fukkin’ WON. 💖💖💖🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉25 Mar 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvfjmqm6c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mhngmjaypk2gThe @thepwhl.com has the opportunity to do the greatest thing. 1: Give DC a team. 2: Name: DC Blossom 3: Go pink on pink for colors THEN 4: Mascot: weird lookin fuzzy thing in greens and browns and some small whifts of pink 5: Name her Podunkle (po for short) 6: Let her wreak havoc 7: PROFIT22 Mar 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhngmjaypk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mgjdytbuss2cCHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!!! Let’s fukkin go folks!!! @batstronaut.bsky.social did this GORGEOUS banner AND a piece of art in chapter 4 that makes me SWOOON!!! 💖💖 ENJOY!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/76589866/chapters/200446711#main [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Mar 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgjdytbuss2chttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mgaudntf722vI just know if kiddo CaitVi were friends, vi would convince Cait to do the two kids in a trenchcoat thing and Caitlyn would be wearing a terrible fake mustache and vi would be giggling behind the giant trenchcoat as they wobbled their way to see an r rated movie.04 Mar 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgaudntf722vhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mg23fu2fck2aSHES BACK!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Mar 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg23fu2fck2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfzjn5tllc2zI LIED AGAIN. THIS SUX [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Mar 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzjn5tllc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfzeizack22zJUST KIDDING!!! I think she’s fine?! Our beloved is back!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Mar 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzeizack22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfzdrb26yk2zHey. Did you guys know AO3 is down? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭01 Mar 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzdrb26yk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfz3xydcqk2zWhen Vi is cranky, Caitlyn knows a trip to Jericho’s is an instant mood boost. https://media.tenor.com/DTD4nviDiyEAAAAC/hedgehog-eating.gif?hh=498&ww=40301 Mar 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfz3xydcqk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfuylzwx7k2uHannah Einbinder is really living the dream. She’s standing up for what’s right. She’s making amazing art. She’s being fought over by two absolutely gorgeous and clever older women. Whatta lucky woman 💖28 Feb 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfuylzwx7k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfu3vvb6sk2lFinished Bridgerton and I just know Sophie is pegging that man and folding him like a fucking table in the best ways. You go girl. 😉27 Feb 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfu3vvb6sk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/connielingus423.bsky.social/post/3mfrkuyezcs2eStill in bed, but wife is puttering in the kitchen downstairs making coffee (she doesn’t drink it; she does this for me 🥰) and she’s singing to herself. Softly. Wavering. Sweet. And it truly is my Favorite Sound. There’s something so lovely about your person making art and getting to witness it.26 Feb 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:jbqxqnscnohguyoahiojfe27/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfrkuyezcs2e