🍷I like the wine, and not the label. Also...I love this journey for you.https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mzivriu6vk2xToday's vibe. #BlueWave 🌊🌊🌊🌊04 Nov 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzivriu6vk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mzhi2aitas23If this election means I never have to hear one more fucking word about #KenPaxton, EVER, I'll consider the entire thing a resounding success. Welcome to the 21st Century #Texas! Glad you could finally join us!04 Nov 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhi2aitas23https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mzegct46d22gI love this photo. One of my all time favs. If you ever want to collab on weird, let me know!02 Nov 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzegct46d22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mzbz7avtck2qThis Yellow Garden #Spider hung out on my back porch a few years back. I tried to feed her flies as often as I could...though her webs were big enough to catch a buffalo!01 Nov 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbz7avtck2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3myjfbp4cpk2bBy posting this pic, I will hold off the oncoming winter of EEeeeeeeelllll Niiiiiiooñoooooooo madness, right?23 Oct 2026 04:56 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjfbp4cpk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mydrxnqo2c2fBluesky needs WAY more posts of #owls. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Oct 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydrxnqo2c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3my37eysjbk2sThe #Zacharia is now the new measure of professional incompetence!!! I mean, 0.5 Scaramucci's! The bar that we all thought could NEVER be lowered (we'll miss you, Anthony)!! Congrats to Katie and to Mr. Ochre Potus Face! Quite an achievement in "Nothing But The Best!" https://www.npr.org/2026/10/16/nx-s1-6005317/trump-casts-doubt-on-press-secretarys-future17 Oct 2026 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3my37eysjbk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mxmvnf5a3222One of my favorite #northernlights shots, taken back in May of 2025. I've been tempted to print it and drop it off at the house in the photo...I have no idea who lives there, but they probably have a farm dog and possibly feral roosters. So, I always chicken out. Pun intended.11 Oct 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmvnf5a3222https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mxdl4naews2vI recently discovered that my Pixel 10 has an #astrophotography mode. I'm especially good at figuring things out - all on my own - that most other humans have already figured out, documented rigorously, shared, updated, commented on, and advanced to great heights. Here's me at the 1st floor.08 Oct 2026 04:00 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxdl4naews2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mumvek3wfs2iI will not be accepting any coinage with the face of a convicted rapist, felon, and conman...in case anyone was curious. I'd rather have you pay me in pennies. Or lint from a dog brush.03 Sep 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumvek3wfs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mphxiv5ecs26So, #Supergirl is awful. Who coulda thunk it???! Hollywood seems to specialize in jumping ever increasing sharks, year after year. It's almost like, oh, I don't know, comic book super heroes are done to absolute death and we should never make one again ever ever ever ever ever ever amen.30 Jun 2026 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphxiv5ecs26https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mpahxkwmjs24Alyssa Thomas should be booed out of every basketball venue she enters for the rest of her life. This should be a career ending, literal CRIMINAL assault (good God I'd love to see CC press charges). Instead, she's fined 0.08% of her salary, and has to sit a single fucking game. The #WNBA is a joke. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jun 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpahxkwmjs24https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mik7txcbqc26Someone do the math... How many Scaramucci's did #PamBondi last?02 Apr 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mik7txcbqc26https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mh2w466shc24Can't wait to hear MAGA choad-bros blame Biden for Trump blowing up the entire #F1 calendar.15 Mar 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2w466shc24https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mfnk6te3us2gEVERY staunch conservative that I've EVER met is not REMOTELY funny. They all THINK they're hilarious...but their entire view of what's funny is actually just based on common ugliness. None of them are clever enough to be funny. They all lack the basic human empathy and insight humor requires. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnk6te3us2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3meqpf5j57c2pIf we had a progressive #president with the same disdain for the law as Heir Drumpf we'd have: Universal Healthcare Universal Basic Income Budget surplus No Citizens United No Billionaire tax loopholes A 13 Member SCOTUS No Electoral College No ICE Gun Reform No Congressional stock trades On Day 113 Feb 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3meqpf5j57c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mepvwnq4pc2l [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Feb 2026 06:47 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mepvwnq4pc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3men5njkzdc2eIt's almost like #PizzaGate was actually happening the whole time. But instead of the basement of a Clinton-funded pizza parlour, it was every rich white Republican (and sleazeball Bill Clinton) in America, on a private island completely devoted to criminal child molestation, thousands of times.12 Feb 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3men5njkzdc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mem5i3ng3c2dNot only should the most incompetent AG in the history of humanity reach, but every last human who supported her nomination should apologize, resign, and leave politics forever. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Feb 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mem5i3ng3c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mehzcevh3k2wIf your entire feed is nothing but re-posts, I ain't-a-gonna follow you back. Also, I'm about 90% sure you're a bot.10 Feb 2026 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehzcevh3k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3megpojibqk24If ANY of the BILLION Pearl Jam and/or DMB fans can understand even 1% of those lyrics, then they're lying to you. It's zero percent. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Feb 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3megpojibqk24https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3megirfyquk2bYup. Yup^infinity [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Feb 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3megirfyquk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mefecxfigs2mThis wins today's intrawebs [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Feb 2026 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefecxfigs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mefd4lhagc2mBwaaahhahhahhaaaa! Racism brains exploding across the nation! Stephen Miller immediately trying to figure out how to deport the NFL. #Halftime09 Feb 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefd4lhagc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3me4ln6hkzs2nRest in Peace, #WashingtonPost. Though, you died the day you decided to carry Trump's water thru the entire 2024 election cycle. You jumped the shark long ago, & deserve every ounce of the disintegration you're about to endure. Feel bad for the few remaining non-shills that were just fired, tho.05 Feb 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4ln6hkzs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mdqyhwvevk22I'm "Amazon just delivered my LED magnifying glass, and I'm STOKED" years old.31 Jan 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdqyhwvevk22https://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mdo4pxhzwc2oWe named our cat Vivien Blake, after #CatherineOhara as Moira Rose as Sunrise Bay's Vivien Blake.30 Jan 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdo4pxhzwc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mcwx3gldfs2lChaotic Evil Orange Blob says the quiet part out loud (which is apparently his entire approach to everything): "Hey Europe, we're the Nazis now. Get out of the way." [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcwx3gldfs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mckjzfzzos2rAll this, right here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jan 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mckjzfzzos2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/coachbeardspants.bsky.social/post/3mckhb3d33s2rICE is the only job where you're required to dress like you've never had a job...and then cover that with an entire army surplus store. Also, release the Epstein files.16 Jan 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:jd7eehmiz7aestz2r6wi76vr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mckhb3d33s2r